Just had an idea.. South Park vs. The Simpsons

Hey, check this out, I want to know what you guys think about this.

**South Park vs. The Simpsons**

Who wins.. fattest person: Cartman or Martin? dumbest cop: Officer Barbrady or Chief Wiggum? smartest person: Wendy Testaburger or Lisa Simpson? gayest person: Mr. Garrison or Mr. Smithers? most corrupt mayor: South Park's mayor or mayor Quimby? most anal principal: Principal Victoria or Principal Skinner? biggest alcoholic: Kenny's dad or Barney? most likely to die in the next 24 hours: Stan's grandfather or Grandpa Simpson? most religious: Kyle's mother or Ned Flanders? better alien presence: the aliens from South Park or the aliens from the Simpsons?

and I thought it was going to be a boring day.....

Who wins..
fattest person: Cartman or Martin?
	Cartman (although he is big-boned)
dumbest cop: Officer Barbrady or Chief Wiggum?
	Barbrady (to patronize and annoy)
smartest person: Wendy Testaburger or Lisa Simpson?
	Tie (although we have yet to experience all of Wendy's wisdom yet)
gayest person: Mr. Garrison or Mr. Smithers?
	Mr. Smithers (he has actually kissed Mr. Burns)
most corrupt mayor: South Park's mayor or mayor Quimby?
	SP's mayor (Japanese Mafia and affair with Barbrady)
most anal principal: Principal Victoria or Principal Skinner?
	Tie
biggest alcoholic: Kenny's dad or Barney?
	Barney (he seems to have endless money for a beer at Moe's)
most likely to die in the next 24 hours: Stan's grandfather or Grandpa
Simpson?
	Grandpa Simpson (because he's lost his mind!)
most religious: Kyle's mother or Ned Flanders?
	Kyle's mom (although she does let Kyle eat ham!)
better alien presence: the aliens from South Park or the aliens from the
Simpsons?
	South Park Aliens, with Carl being the best!

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SP mayor my eye what about the pictures of Mayor Quimby in the burlesque house i dont expect any non-simpson die hard to understand this post

AM wrote in article ...

"Frank Rizzo" went balistic when I posted my response to the poll and said:

Understand this: Ok, Quimby is horny. Everyone knows that. With the Mayor of South Park being involved with the Japanese Mafia AND having an affair with Barbrady (plus the fact she has a donkey under her desk that we don't know what she is doing with it yet :), she has my vote hands down. Quimby will get my vote when he jumps in bed with Wiggum.

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dont entirely rule that out

you dont know exactly how someone as incompetent as wiggum can keep his job

AM wrote in article ...

In article , AM writes:

Date: Fri, 05 Dec 1997 00:25:21

"Frank Rizzo" went balistic when I posted

response to the poll and said:

Understand this: Ok, Quimby is

being involved with

Barbrady (plus the fact she has

know what she is doing with it yet :),

Quimby will get my vote when he jumps in bed with

** Mayor McDaniels is too stupid to be really corrupt like Quimby. After all she only went to Princeton

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Pegasus wrote:

Final tally: Simpsons--5 1/2 Southpark--4 1/2

Close race.

On Thu, 04 Dec 1997 16:21:03 -0500, Pegasus offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Gunter, the german foreign exchange student. Probably not his actual name. The guy with the flavor sticks. Big fat ass.

Wiggum. Barbrady is a conspirator, not neccesarily stupid. Wiggum is a moron, plain and simple.

Martin. He'ssmarter than Lisa and Wendy put together in a bucket with eggs on top.

Smithers. Garrison just acts that way to get chicks, dumbass.

Mr. Mayor. Quimby may be corrupt, but he isn't affiliated with the Japanesse mafia<isn't that the Yakuza?>.

Skinner. The way he acts when superintendent Chommers<sp?> is around wins it hands down.

Hmmmm, toughie. Barney is always drunk, but Kenny's dad has a scotch hat. Gonna have to go with Barney, just because we've seen more of him.

Depends. Is Stan's grandfather in Africa yet?

Ned by far. Has Kyle's mother ever said anything like 'Ned to god, Ned to god. Get off you cloud and save my Todd!'?

South Park by far. The Simpson's aliens got chased off by a board with a nail in it.

RE: Re: Just had an idea.. South Park vs. The Simpsons BY: "Frank Rizzo"

"R<>> gayest person: Mr. Garrison or Mr. Smithers? "R<>> Mr. Smithers (he has actually kissed Mr. Burns)

Mr. GARRISON?!

ha- NO. You shoulda put SPIKE in place of Garrison. I don't care if spike is a dog...

or howabout Big Gay Al?

Or any of the gay animals?

...ummm, its Sparky, not Spike.

"He's doing something to that dog's ass, but he's not kicking it..." --Cartman paraphrase

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