Kenny's return: New theory

Aug 28, 19983 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.southpark
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I once read this sci-fi book called "Hyperion", by Dan Simmons. In it, there are some creatures which always return after they die, because of a cross-like organ on their chest. however, in resurrection, they are stupid and have blue fur. In a sequel to this book, the intergalactic church used the crosses on people to resurrect them repeatedly, but it was altered so they wouldn't suffer any side effects. Just about the only way someone could be killed for good while having the cross was to be in the middle of a nuclear explosion. I think that Kenny has one of these crosses, and that's why he comes back. (Of course, if Matt and Trey are patrolling this NG, we'll probably see Kenny get killed by a nuclear explosion, making this theory worthless...)

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So THAT'S why Kenny never takes off his snowsuit!

He's trying to cover up the blue fur.

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Or maybe Kenny's a vampire..the orange hood to keep him out of the sun, and the reincarnation because he was never killed with a wooden stake Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark