my south park script idea

South Park: The King Of Flop or Ike Is HIStory

Plot Points:

Michael Jackson hangs Ike off a balcony

Michael's sperm swiming inside a woman he pays to have his kid....about 50 sperm swim by each with a different appearance of michael and his ever changing face

Kenny dies by seeing Michael undress and Kenny's eyes bug out of his head and explode

Michael: Want to play a game Ike? Ike: No. Michael: Ready Ike? Touch the baby. Ike: Don't touch the baby. Michael: Touch the baby.

Just as Michael is about the molest Ike, Kyle , Cartman, and Stan come to the rescue

The episode ends with Michael getting his house and all his money taken away because of lawsuits against him.....

Michael: How will I be able to make a living and survive now? Micheal's Manager: I have an idea.

Cut to: Tv set showing Celebrity Boxing on the Pox Network...

Michael Jackson vs. Tonya Harding

Tonya pummeling Michael Jackson into oblivion.

Cut to: Kyle's living room.

Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Ike are sitting on the couch watching Tonya beat the hell out of Michael.

Kyle: Boy, I'm sure glad that's all over with. Stan: Yeah.

Kyle, Stan, and Cartman walk away leaving Ike on the couch alone.

Ike: Gloved hand go bad touch no no place.

The End

I like your idea but the last part: Ike's quote at the end....

I dunno if Ike could articulate a sentence(?) that long.

maybe instead of that sentence at the end, Ike could say a sentence(?) once or twice throught the show like:

"white hand touch no no place." which would clue in the parents as to what's going on.

also we need a reason(or do we?) for mj to come to South Park, maybe a concert.

maybe as a subplot Jimbo confronts his hidden homosexuality(ref: he said "fag" and didn't get bleeped in "It Hits the fan") and has a "thing" for mj "Oshkoshbajosh123" wrote in message news:[email]...

changing

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mj: "don't come any closer or i'll drop him(Ike)." (mj hangs the baby out of the window, switch to front close up of mj dangling the baby)

away

Most likely Kyle's father being a lawyer would sue mj and get a huge settlement costing him his $$ and his house after seling it)

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yeah i know....I just thought of the idea on a whim and thats what I came up with....still working on it.....

what do you think of this quote:

Kyle's Mom: Ike, You're going to go stay with Michael Jackson for the weekend.

Ike: No his a pedal file.

"Oshkoshbajosh123" wrote in message news:[email]...

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weekend.

naw too obvious, or maybe if Ike says that Ike's mom dissmisses it as "baby talk" so ike would use the other statement: "white hand touch no-no place" after spending the weekend with MJ

On 15 Feb 2003 17:08:35 GMT, [email] (Oshkoshbajosh123) wrote:

Right away, you've tipped the entire thing. Instead, Cartman is lured there by candy. Stan, Kyle, and Ike save him. Then, at the end, the viewer is surprised to hear:

On or about Tue, 18 Feb 2003 14:07:12 GMT, Steve Silberberg made the sensational claim that:

Has no one thought about the fact that Ike's voice is whichever of two kids says the cutest thing? So it's probably not a good idea to "script" anything for the character.

I think you're on crack

"Oshkoshbajosh123" wrote in message news:[email]...

Nah, he has a point.

The first part is fine, where Ike is saying "Don't touch the baby," but Ike's lines aren't scripted, so if you wanna be true to the spirit of the show, you gotta pretend like Ike is saying stuff that can be used in a perverted manner. Ike wouldn't know about a "no no place" at the age of three.