Celebrities who should be drawn T&P style

Nov 6, 1998, 12:40 AM ET18 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Bill K.alt.tv.southpark

Here are some celebrities who should be drawn like Terrance and Phillip, ie. dots for eyes and a head that splits apart when talking:

Pamela Lee Jim Carrey Peter Jennings William Shatner Alanis Morisette Jason Priestley Michael J. Fox Bryan Adams Mike Myers Shania Twain Sarah McLachlan Dan Aykroyd k.d. lang Wayne Gretzky Neil Young Leonard Cohen The Barenaked Ladies Geddy Lee/Rush

to name a few.

Or how about this? Take Robert Smith's hair from "Mecha Streisand" and slap on Terrance or Phillip's face, and you have Nivek Ogre of Skinny Puppy. :)

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OK, this is *really* off topic, but if you're going to mention Wayne Gretzky, you have to add Mario Lemieux - the greatest hockey player ever. :) Actually, Lemieux would have a head more like Scott's - he's from Montreal. Just thought I'd add my $0.02.

Matthew Coyle

In article , Toni wrote:

There are only two cities in Canada; Toronto and Montreal. People with round heads are from Toronto, and people with other heads are from Montreal.

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Martin Hazelbower wrote:

So where are the OTTAWA Roughriders and the VANCOUVER Roughriders from?

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In article , "Bill K." wrote:

They are suburbs of Toronto.

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Wrong Again!!!! The Ottawa RoughRiders folded because of not enough money!! The Vancouver Rough Riders don't exist!! The Team in Vancouver is the B.C. Lions.

The other Roughriders are in the Province of Saskatchewan, and play in the city of Regina or Sasketoon.

G.D. Americans...drive across the boarder in the middle of summer looking for F!@$ ski slops! Ignorant Capitalistic Bastards!

More celebreties to be drawn in T & P style should include Brian Adams, former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau (he dated Barbra Streisand), Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles (even though their from Britain), Dan Ackroid, Mike Myers (Austen Powers anyone?), Alanis Morrisette, Shania Twain, any X-Files Spoof, and this seperatist Premier of Quebec.

For all you uneducated Americans, we have provinces, not states. The head of each province is the premier, similar in powers to the American Governor.

And I want to see another T & P full length episode.

artin Hazelbower wrote:

In article , David Jackson wrote:

<sigh> Dude, I'm Canadian. I was being sarcastic. I am aware that there are more than two cities in Canada, that we live in provinces, and that the national food is Kroff Dinner.

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Woops! All Canadians are not to take offence to my previous post.

Are you familliar with the music group "Barenaked Ladies" down in the states? There's something for you to pick on. Or Chantelle, the Miss Canada from Newfoundland who stared as a Playboy Centerfold...{with Ms Cartman! hint hint to Trey at Matt}...and punched a girl out in this Excellent University Bar in St. John's! I've been there, it's awsome!

Martin Hazelbower wrote:

He speaks French at least once in NWOMA.

-Samuel Sklaroff

"Uh, okay, but ya only got 5 minutes. This place is turning into a Starbucks."

" Ahhh, There's nothing like a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!"

Matthew CoyleTonialt.tv.southpark

He has a French accent and he once yells "Je accuse!" (which means "I accuse") in the courtroom.

Matthew Coyle

Matthew Coyle wrote:

How about an episode in which the boys play hockey against a bunch of Terrance and Phillip look alikes, and get their asses whupped. Anyone see an excellent opportunity for an OMGTKK (Figure this one out.)?

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In article , Matthew Coyle wrote:

Hah, the best hockey player was Terry Sawchuk. His skill will NEVER be equalled :)

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