The Pope screened the recent episode of "South ParK" and was asked his opinion of it. His Holiness had this to say:
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"Heh? What you say? Heh? B-b-b-b-b-b-b! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!"
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I'm glad you find a sick old man funny. Eric Perlin wrote in message news:[email]...
When a family wants a dog, it generally gets a puppy. So why do they keep choosing hundred-year-old men to be Pope, then get all bent out of shape when he has a medical condition?
mnboran wrote:
Are you sure you're aren't just "glad" because you found something to take offense at, so that you could pout, snivel piously, play martyr, self-consciously bow your head, and otherwise try to falsely elevate yourself above everyone else?
did he poop his pants?
The Pope of Chilitown?
Aaron Hirshberg
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Hee hee... Pope of Chilitown... Um.. Do I have anything else important to say??
"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...
Don't be ridiculous!
Everyone knows the Pope never goes to the bathroom.
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Dave wrote:
Interesting point. Maybe it's deliberate, intended to muzzle at least some would-be critics via the silent implication that one ought not say anything to upset or "disrespect"[1] someone so sick or so old.
[1] DIS-RE-SPECT (v.), Roman Catholic term for "disagree with."
Face it: the Catholic Church and the Pope simply cry out to be made fun of. They're both so out of touch with reality that it's ridiculous.
Truly a wonder the Catholic Church has a billion members worldwide. If anything, American reality is out of touch with the worldwide Church, not the other way around.
--- Willie Westwood
Especially since the Pope doe snot only speak very well and clearly, he also speaks in almost 10 languages. The joke wasn't funny, otherwise I wouldn't care who was being made fun of :)
mnboran wrote in message news:f0mh5.1709$[email]...
I am sorry to diapoint you but That pope was not Pope John paul 2. If you heard the way he talked he had an italian acsent this makes me think that South Park is in fact set in 2003 and the next pope will be senile Gusiipe Valencio of Sirpino, Italy. God I hope it's not True because old Gusippi is not to be trusted he will bring the fall of the Roman Holy See.
God I am bad. Max
On 09 Aug 2000 00:26:52 GMT, [email] (LABoundMax) wrote:
Um... go away. The pope is a dottering old fool, no matter what accent he has.
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