Kennys most recent death.....

Now as you all know by my sig, I'm against the death of South Park's youngest
pervert.  But that tether ball death was so stupid. I'm wondering why, if your
town was threatend by a giant, you would say to yourself "Gee...Maybe I'll go
play some tether ball to calm my nerves.."   .  Its my theory Kenny commited
suicide because he knew he'd have to die in that episode anyhow..he KNEW THE
BALL WAS COMING BACK!  My fave part of that episode was little Ike telling
Cartman to "Go to bed!" .  He (though his voice is a she) is, hands down the
cutest character on the show..though he does'nt beat Kenny in coolness!!
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SnowCalico wrote:

i dont have any theories about kennys death but i must say it was WEAK

Ok.. appearntly none of you got this so i'll clue you in. Kennys death in the episode was SUPPOSED to be weak. That was the whole joke. He gets killed by a theather ball while Mecha Strissand (sp?) is stomping around killing tons of people.

Don't be dumb. We got the joke, it was just terribly unfunny. Kenny Deaths (KDs) completely unrelated to the show's action are a waste of my time.

Scott Newman Vancouver BC

P.S. I've only watched it once, but at no time did I notice rats eating Kenny. Did anyone else?

On 23 Feb 1998 23:26:08 Bradley Scott Newman wrote about "Re: Kennys most recent death....":

Not long ago, in this area, a young boy was chocked to death by twisting on a swing set.

Kenny's death was not to far from this. So I did not think it was as funny as the arabs' knife.

..and I did not see the rats come to think of it!

Kenny's been attacked by more rats than Sylvester Stallone. In episode #101 not only do rats eat Kenny, they remove his head and cart it off.

In episode #109, the late Kenny's head appears to move, but then we see that it's just a rat, which peeks out of the hole where Kenny's eye was.

The list goes on and on.

I think he walked up to the tether ball and just hit it. Like any kid would do. The circumstances going on around him had no effect on his curiosity as a child. I thought it was funny that he stopped to hit it instead of running away. Freddy

I personally don't like Ike. He looks like a very dimented Pac Man. Cartman RULES though, though when are Wendy and Stan going to fuck? :-) jk (they wouldn't. Stan would just vomit all over her.)

Great idea! Watch for Mecha-Ike, coming soon to your favorite video arcade!

Check out "Ike looks like a demented Pac Man?" on alt.binaries.southpark.

pervert. But that tether ball death was so stupid. I'm wondering why, if your town was threatend by a giant, you would say to yourself "Gee...Maybe I'll go play some tether ball to calm my nerves.." . Its my theory Kenny commited suicide

It's my theory that you're looking too much into a god damn cartoon!

Maximoff (Oh No! It's MECHA-IKE!)

On 19 Feb 1998 21:04:57 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) wrote:

Alright, kenny's death in this episode is a little thing called IRONY.