Damian rules all

I used to didn't not like South Park. Now I think it is great! I dont know why people did not liek Damian espisode that well. It was the best. I liked it because I haet jesuss and I think that Deville is ruler of the gods. He will win besxause he is smarter ansd sdtronger than jesues just like on the show. In real lief jesusisnot goimng to get off as easy. Deville will torutuire him, break bones, slowly cut off skin, pull out eyse. There won't be no riserection either except for on deville when he rapes jesus. He will give a whole new meaning to "Get thee behind me." believe me! I hope they are going to crudicify him and kennie together in some epsiode. they couild sell the crosses as modern art with the ded bodies still on to show the decay of religion. Rock on.

i wonder why all the people who love satan and talk about how he's going to kick ass can't spell... is that something you have to give up when you make that pact with the devil?

DocWonmug wrote:

uhoh did someone unlock the cellar door?

just kidding its good to see youre an SP fan but dude seriously lay off the cough syrup im worried about you

Maybe you could get your pal Satan to summon a spellchecker for you. Rock on.

Listeen youu baaad speler, First of all, this si a South Park place, not a palace to promotee marlyn mansin. Leave all religions behind you wehn you comme heree, ok?

isn't a deville a car???

God ate my homework! (he is a vengfull god!)

On 7 Mar 1998 03:29:20 GMT, [email] (DocWonmug) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Have you ever wondered why AOLers have a bad name? Well this is the perfect opportunity to learn why. Follow me, if you will, into the post, and mind, of an AOLer.

The first thing noticed here is the complete lack of grammar. Shortly after that is the double negative. What this sentece really translates to, in AOL speak, is 'I used to did like South Park.'

Nothing wrong here, but nezt....

Again, we see the lack of grammar. More pronounced, however, is the utter lack of any form of spelling. Damien, the favorite 'espisode' of this remarkably lucid poster, is even spelt wrong.

Again, nothing wrong here.

Are you noticing a trend yet? Look closely. Why yes, there again is the complete lack of spelling and grammar. Our featured poster is apparently either a satanist or a misguided teen <all you misguided teens out there, I fall into that category too, so save your mail bombs>, yet he fails to spell Devil correctly. We get, instead, Deville. The Deville is some kind of car, so perhaps it's a Freudian slip. I wouldn't bet on it, though. More likely, judging by 'haet' and 'jesuss', our poster is simply a moron.

Hmmm, a break of pattern. We have previously seen a decently normal sentence after the incredibly and horribly mangled strings of words that can only barely be called a sentence. It would appear that Doc Wonmug is going for the kill here, hence the break. Notice the inconsistency in the misspelling of Jesus. He's gone from jesuss to jesues, an obvious sign of multiple personalities. Note the lack of punctuation and the horrible spelling.

Jesus just can't win today. His name finally gets spelled right, but is shoved up against other words, making 'jesusisnot.' Note the spelling, once more.

We may be getting an insight into the twisted landscape of our posters mind here. Perhaps Deville is not a misspelling of the word devil, but the name by which the devil is called by the good Doc. The mind boggles, however, at the thought of a doctor who spells this bad. As a side note, I feel that 'toruturie', which I'm assuming means torture, would encompass broken bones, slowly cut off skin and pulled out eyes. Just my opinion, though.

Here we have a bit a of predicament. By 'riserection', does the poster mean erection or resurrection. One would at first think resurrection, but the phrase 'except for on deville when he rapes jesus' would make one think erection. Once again, Jesus gets the shaft. He finally gets his name spelled right, but in the context of being raped, which must be less than thrilling.

A remarkable sane statement from an obviouslt insane source. Even a touch of old english.

I think we're privy to a new word here. Crudicify - to crud up. While Kenny is pretty cruddy already, what with being poor and all, but one would think that Jesus would be pretty hard to crudicify, being the son of god and all. All in all, this would probably make for a pretty entertaining episode.

A pity he didn't refine this statement more. The crosses could, perhaps, represent the decline of Christianity, but religion as a whole is doubtful. Remarkably good spelling here. Comparatively speaking, of course.

On what? Bread? Water? A highway? Your head?

To the Reverend I say, "Well put and amen!"

[email] wrote:

Shhhhhh... don't respond TOO proudly... WEBtv users get flamed a lot in here, too... :-)

On Tue, 10 Mar 1998 19:55:33 GMT, Ben Yarbrough offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Only if they do something stupid. Same with AOLers. I won't flame someone just because they're from AOL, but when you see a really stupid post and look at the NNTP header, you just kinda nod and say 'Yep, another idiot from AOL.'

You act like only AOL people can't spell. If I'm not mistaken AOL has no
control over if its customers spelling is perfect or not.
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SnowCalico wrote in message ...

i think youre missing the joke

the (possible stereotype warning) majority of AOL users are a little slow or want everything on the net handed to them on a silver platter

dont take such things so personal

On 10 Mar 1998 00:42:46 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I can't help but notice you've been a little sensitive lately. I thought I had explained my thoughts on AOL before. I just did in this same thread, so check that post out if you have any questions. I'd also like to add that I don't count you among the mongrel hordes of AOL users as you have yet to prove yourself to be an idiot.

Cool. If I'm not a mongrel, I'm a pedigree. DUDE!
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On 11 Mar 1998 00:16:15 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I think you're playing with my words. Nice convoluted logic, though.

DARN! Go type a word like that so I have to get my d*mn dictionary....grrrrr.
And by the way, being a pedigree is a good thing!  I'm a pedigree! WOOF!
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On 12 Mar 1998 01:40:54 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Haha, I made you think.

Woof? I thought you were a cat. I'm also aware of what a pedigree is, for the record.

Reverend Bob wrote in message ...

dictionary....grrrrr.

She IS a cat. "WOOF" is the sound a pedigreed cat makes when you soak it in lighter fluid and throw on a match! : )

LM (The above is merely a joke. It does not, in any way, shape, or form, constitute advocacy of lighting any animals on fire. With the possible exception of dolphin. On some rye bread. With a little mayonnaise.)

; )

On Thu, 12 Mar 1998 17:04:19 GMT, "Lee McCauslin" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I figured that'd be more of a 'WOOSH!'

[email] (Reverend Bob) wrote numerous responses to DocWonmug which shall remain edited to conserve mind numbing repetition.

I would like to float a few possibilities.

First, a line in your post reveled what I have suspected all along. You referred to a "misguided teen". You hit the nail right square on the head. The problem we have with idiots in this newsgroup is not due to AOLers but teenagers with a liberal sprinkling of subteens responding from all domains. It just isn't as easy to label a minor because that information is not listed in the address. Do a little research and I'm sure you will find that the majority of ignorant posts originate from under 21 minds. I'm NOT saying that all juvenile posters are morons, just the majority.

Second, in responding to SnowCalico, you used the term "mongrel hordes". I believe the term you were attempting to use was "Mongol Hordes" which has nothing to do with mixed breeds. Genghis Khan, in the 12th century, led the Mongal Hordes across Asia to form the Mongal Empire.

Last, in your whole response to DocWonmug, I was greatly surprised that you didn't recognize his entire post as a troll. People don't just go from several sentences of complete misspelling and bad grammar to proper usage. It was done on purpose to present a false character image and provoke responses. It looks like it worked.

On 12 Mar 1998 19:38:55 GMT, [email] (Fyrcanine) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I agree completely. The majority of semi-regular and regular posters in this group are most likely teens. Not as a slam on teens or anything, considering that I'm one and all, but a simple realization of fact. I just hope that everyone realizes that simply because you're from 13 to 19 years old you're not automatically an idiot. I hope I prove that point, but people still seem to have that impression. With good reason, of course, but it's much like AOL: most of the people from the given group are idiots, but shouldn't be written off as idiots until they have been given a chance to prove themselves as such.

That's entirely possible. I do, however, seem to recall hearing it as 'mongrel hordes' and not 'Mongol hordes.' Either way works, IMHO.

It's possible that the post was a troll. It is, however, equally as possible that it was a real post. I know I've seen numerous posts that are just as poorly constructed and are of an entirely serious and non-inflamitory nature. It was fun to just deconstruct a post, though. I haven't done it in a while & it is rather a favorite past time of mine.

Thanks for that timely remark, I keep making the same mistake that the people responding to this newsgroup are informed, but after seeing some of the posts i realize that it is just a kids game.

I once cried cause' I had no shoes, Until i cut off a mans feet.

in

Cool. Your too good for this ng.

Thank you! A usenet message hasn't made me laugh out loud in a long time, you brought tears to my eyes.

Rock on

[email] (Reverend Bob) wrote:

DocWonmug wrote in article ...

know why

it

will

show.

him,

riserection

new

epsiode.

to show

Loser! Do you, Doc, ever wonder why nobody likes you? Or am I wasting my time, can you actually read?