Song lyrics

Does anyone know of a good website where lyrics from all the various South Park songs can be found?

Mine is still pretty good, altho not totally complete...darn school http://kyleike.8m.com KyleIke13~ The chick obsessed with Matt Stone =) <A HREF="http://kyleike.8m.com">Lyrics Page</A> <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/macau/1068">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle

Give thehellhole.com or beef-cake.com a try

hellhole...pfffft! they are the reason I started a lyrics page in the first place!

"otherwise known as HippiChk79" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, I noticed the lyrics section has several mistakes.

But the song Aunt f*cker is a good song according to hellhole =]

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!

PIMP=peeing my pants.

Wouldn't that be "peeing IN my pants"?

yeah guess so...lol

"otherwise known as HippiChk79" wrote in message news:[email]...

Wee, enormous acronym.

wow, sorta makes you look down on the profession.

Thanks. That was what I was looking for. Now, all I have to do is find the lyrics to " The Most Offensive song ever." Anyone got an idea what they are.

a couple people here have posted it. If I can get a repost, I'll give credit on my page.

KyleIke13~ The chick obsessed with Matt Stone =) <A HREF="http://kyleike.8m.com">Lyrics Page</A> <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/macau/1068">Tree Huggin' Hippie Crap!</A> "Oh no! I'm not SANE YET!" ~ Kyle

As stated before, this is undoubtedly not 100% correct. But, it's the best I can do and the best I've seen. I have requested any corrections and have gotten zero response, so I'm assuming that it's pretty good. The indents line up if you use a fixed font like Courier (as opposed to a proportional font like Arial, Helvetica, Times Roman, etc.)

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The Most Offensive Song Ever
Revision: 03/22/2000
Translation by Bao Lammy ([email])

MR. HANKEY: Howdy Ho!
            The Virgin Mary was sleeping
            When Angel Gabriel appeared,
            He said, "You are to be the virgin mother,"
            And Mary thought that was weird.

KENNY     : Mary said, "I'm not a virgin;
            I blew a guy last year."
MR. HANKEY: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
            "My child, have no fear!"

KENNY     : 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
BOTH      : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY     : You can suck all the dick you want
MR. HANKEY: And still not be considered flawed.
KENNY     : I know you like to play,
            Have sex right through the day.
BOTH      : You're still a virgin in the eyes of God!

MR. HANKEY: There was no room at the inn
            When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
            They were so very tired you see,
KENNY     : And they couldn't travel through the night.
MR. HANKEY: ...Said she had no money,
KENNY     : And that she needed a place to sleep.
MR. HANKEY: Gabriel appeared to Mary
            And told her not to weep.

KENNY     : 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
BOTH        And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY     : You can suck all the dick you want
MR. HANKEY: And still be the mother of Christ.
BOTH      : If there's no room at the inn,
            It's not considered a sin
KENNY     : To suck a dick to get a place to sleep!
            <LAUGHS>

MR.HANKEY : That's right!
            And three wise men did appear,
            Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
            They said that they had followed a star
            And missed a woman's touch.
KENNY     : Mary said, "This is such a tragedy;
            I cannot take them to bed."
MR. HANKEY: But again Gabriel appeared to her
            And this is what he said...

KENNY     : You can suck all the dick you want
BOTH      : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY     : You can suck all the dick you want...<LAUGHS>
MR. HANKEY: Everyone in the nation,
KENNY     : Fellatio ain't no sin,
            So have a dildo three miles in...
MR. HANKEY: And you'll still be a virgin
KENNY     : If you got the right kind of pussy!

KENNY     : You can suck all the dick you want
BOTH      : And still be a virgin, Mary!
KENNY     : And take it from the ox and the lamb,
MR. HANKEY: And even the little drummer boy.
            Folks will remember your name quick
KENNY     : For not gagging on the biggest dick!
            'Cause sucking dick
BOTH      : Brings peace on Earth and joy!
KENNY     : <LAUGHS> 'Cause sucking dick
BOTH      : Brings peace on Earth and joy!

I've got it, but ain't gunna post it sory. (yuet)

I've got quite a few (pretty corect) lyrics on www.totalsouthpark.com, but not all the songs are there...

Best Wishes,

I'll check it over on my next update, so keep watching for it =) Want an email credit or just a name? =)

I don't mind my email address being listed. Thanks, Bao

"otherwise known as HippiChk79"

best I

proportional

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wheOn 23 Mar 2000 11:54:17 GMT, [email] (otherwise known as HippiChk79) wrote:

where is that song from?

Dimitris

Bao H. Lammy wrote in message ...

I hear "Go on and blow the three wise men" here.

I hear " 'Cause there is no penetration".

What do you think?

On 22 Mar 00 at 21:07, Bao H. Lammy wrote about the subject <Re: Song lyrics [The Most Offensive Song Ever]> :

BL> @NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 21:08:05 CST

BL> As stated before, this is undoubtedly not 100% correct. Sound pretty damn good to me.

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