Funniest SP moment

I don't know man.. from the first episode, I love the 'whatever, you fat bitch', and 'No! You hear me? No! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!'. The second episode didn't have that much funny stuff.. but the third episode, I love the 'Did she really throw her voice with 2 puppets? The bitch must die' comment.

Are you kidding? The best part was when Stan (Or Kenny, whatever) was yelling at the aliens "Hey you beepbeepbeeeeep" whatever and the other one asks "Hey Wendy, what's a beeep?" That or when they're fishing and hunting and Cartman goes "I'm having flashbacks from Vietnam" and all the soldier-speak. -MJP

Yes, it was sad to see it bastardized in WG4000

In article , [email] (Richard Johnson) wrote:

The problem with this is that some ISPs already have address verification for e-mail and posting to control spam. Not valid address? Doesn't get posted or sent. Not your address? Not only does it not get posted or sent but the attempt goes to the postmaster.

It has a little more overhead but it not only stops anonymous/forged usenet spam (which you method does NOT do) but eliminates the postmaster's task of trying to find out what idiot really sent the spam.

As pointed out in the Spam FAQ some of the laws already on the books (state and local as well as federal) could likely be brought to bare against spammers provided we knew about them and could make it clear on how they apply to the internet.

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You're right, I've gotten only one SPAM since I've started disfiguring my e-mail address. And that's one who's list I can't get off, so I must say the CAUCE site is worth a visit.

If you're using MS Internet Mail, go to <MAIL> then select <INBOX ASSISTANT> and add the address to the section and select <DELTED MAIL> as the destination. It'll automatically delete it for you without you having to see it and do it yourself.

Mark Adams wrote in article ...

You're right, I've gotten only one SPAM since I've started disfiguring my e-mail address. And that's one who's list I can't get off, so I must say the CAUCE site is worth a visit.

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It doesn't take long for the spam to catch up to you when you do this and all you are doing is making it harder for legitimate users to respond to you, thereby letting the spammers win.

Fight them and fight them hard! Right now the best thing that you can do is complain to your congressmen (or women). Send them copies of the junk that you receive. Let them know that spammers don't even give you the option to respond anymore because they are using fake email reply addresses. Eventually they will be stopped...

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I use Pegasus Mail, a marvelous freeware program you can get from tucows.com. In Pegasus you can develop a list of sites you don't want to receive mail from.

Works great.

[email] (Richard Johnson) wrote:

But can't you ONLY change your email address for your newsreader program without effecting your regular email program???

Brent
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Richard Johnson wrote in article ...

Sure, but it depends entirely upon what operating system you're using, and how much work you want to put into setting up your mail and news programs. I can see from you headers you're using the regular old Windows mail/news programs provided by MS, which are (IMO) the absolute worst programs ever written for mail and news. MS made them easy to set up, but not easy to configure to all ends. Get a copy of Free Agent and Pegasus Mail which are both free and much better than the stock MS solutions. It's no problem setting up Free Agent with a bogus return address.

B&P Phillips wrote in article ...

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: Yes, that's the point. I notice you do the same thing.

NOw see, I would never mail you becuase I wouldn't bother to do all that just to mail you. You won''t get spam, but you won't get much else either.

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It seems that I ONLY get spam that has taken my address off these newsgroups. So if I change my address for the newsreader I use to post to the newsgroups, I can still have my correct address in my email program. I guess it would be harder for someone to email me from the newsgroups though.

Brent
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Robin Sequira wrote in article ...

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In article , [email] wrote:

I think the funniest moment was when the fat kid Cartmen (is that how you spell it?) farted fire and lit his cat on fire. That with the combination of his voice made for one of cartoon's funniest moments

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[email] wrote:

I loved the volcano episode, when the uncle(?) was explaining something, then, out of nowhere; BIRD!!� BANG!!� Then he finished talking.

Hunting sober is like fishing... sober.

The bunny rabbit.� "he's coming right for us!"

On Wed, 03 Sep 1997 03:19:12 -0400, Dave wrote:

the funniest moment by far the war veteran guy (the name escapes me at this time) says:

"It smells like dead fish here." "Oh man that is nasty."

~ John and Audra

John DeFalco beat on the keyboard and out came:

What do you think Kenny said? I was guessing: "smells like Cartmans Mom!"

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John DeFalco wrote: I have to say that the funniest moment was the mom kitty's being a dildo scene. Becky

I think the funniest scene I've seen so far is Cartman in the entire "Kathie Lee Gifford" episode. From the "I'm gonna be on television" song to "Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!'

My favorite line in "The Spirit of Christmas" however, is Jesus saying "I've been a right bastard." I don't know why, but I started laughing hysterically at that.

"Mom, I need it for tomorrow!!!!"

I'm SOXMAS, I liked Kyle's "You're such a fat f_ck Cartman that when you walk down the street people go 'goddammit that kid's a big fat f_ck!'" It still makes me laugh even though I've seen the short about 50 times.

M.S.

I likes when he says 'dont belittle my people you fat fuck!' and then cartman says 'don't call me fat, pigfucker!'

Just my two bacon

U >I likes when he says 'dont belittle my people you fat fuck!' and then

I may be a lowly AOL'r but I think ( notice the first person ) that those lines are from Spirit of Christmas..not Southpark...and again, if I am not mistaken. one of them , the first one, is misquoted

True. From _TSoC_. But then again, _TSoC_ IS, for all intents and purposes, so to speak, South Park. But what do you mean by "misquoted," Ma'am? It may not be exact, but it's pretty close, IIRC...

Lucas Treffkorn Boy Wodner and Lurker Extraordinaire (well, a few posts, here and there)

"Stan, remember the choo-choo when you were three?" "So we meet again Jesus. This time we finish it. There can be only one!"

-Santa, The Spirit of Christmas

I loved it in the first episode when Cartman started singing that "I love to Singa" song and afterward there was silence for like 5 seconds, followed by Kyle or Stan's "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"

Also, "Cartman, there's an 80 foot satellite coming out of your ass!"

--Mark

I'm going for when Stan was talking to Sparky "Now....don't be gay. Don't be gay, Spark. Don't be gay."

Melissa "DOn Dave" Keitel http://members.aol.com/FroggieOK

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I'm going for the scene where the retard bus pulls up *LOL*

-Kimberly

...I still like..."Oh, you mean THIS elephant?!?"

Better yet--

Chef watching the elephant and the pig mate: "Now I know how those white weomen must have felt!"

An elephant makes sweet love to a pig! that had me laughing for about 5 minutes!

"Your weapons have no effect on me!" -Prince of Space, MST3K

Kimberly Perkins wrote in article ...

I'm thinking it was when Ned and Stan's uncle and the bomb guy are talking about when the bomb is to be set to go off...

Uncle Jimbo: "We wanna set the bomb to go off when Jahn Stamos' older brother hits that high F in 'Loving You' " Bomb Guy: The high F? Uncle Jimbo: Yeah, You know ' doot in ddooo dooo dooooot dooo aeaeaeah ...! Bomb Guy: So you want it on the doot in dooo dooo? Uncle Jimbo: No on the the Aeaeaeaeh <funny part> all simultaneously Bomb Guy: "aeaeaeah... Uncle Jimbo: "aeaeaeh...' Ned: "Aezzaezzaezzaezz'

I really split a gut there

My personal favorite went something like this:

Miss Crabtree: DO YOU WANT AN OFFICE REFERRAL??!?!?! Kyle: no... Miss Crabtree: THEN SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!! Kyle: but... Miss Crabtree: AAAAAAAAAA!!! Kyle: AAAAAAA! Miss Crabtree: AAAAAAAAA! Kyle: AAAAAAAA!!!!!

I was laughing soooo hard, but my friend's favorite part was:

Cartmen, there's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass! Sure guys, whatever!

Later,

In article , [email] (P3DaysOut) wrote:

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Funniest moment, IMHO, is in SoXMas --

Cartman: It's Brian Boytano! Kyle: What incredible irony! Cartman: Yeah, it's Brian Boytano!

Maybe it was because I saw it at 2 in the morning... but that just caught me funny... ^_-

(forgive my spelling -- never seen Brian Boytano's name spelled before...)

--Matt

Heh-heh, close. It's "Boitano". :) (ok, sue me, I like skating. so what?)

Annie You're just jealous cause the little voice talks to me.

In article , [email] (DemocrtGrl) wrote:

Thanks! ^_^

--Matt

Well for me it would have to be a tie between: (a) Ned singing "Kumbaya" at the campfire in the volcano episode , or (b) Cartman's lines abouttelling a woman to knit him a sweater, cook him a pie, etc, or (c) The not very PC announcer of the football game (not seeing an Englishman taking a blow like that since Hugh Grant, a beating like that since Rodney King, etc)

Without a doubt the funniest line comes from the episode with the Aliens. When the girl comes and gives Stan (I believe) a note asking him to meet her at the pond after school.

Kyle says something like... Maybe you'll get to kiss her Cartman says something like... Yeah maybe you'll get to slip her some tongue Kenny say... ???? Stan says... How do you know she has a cat.

I missed the joke the first time I saw it but on the second viewing I fell of the chair laughing!!

Sid

BrooksAJB wrote:

YES!! Number 3, the very unPC announcer at the football game is my pick, though anything with Cartman is it is a winner, too.

Chef: Hmmm....now I know how all those white women felt......

TAO

Well, there's:

1-From "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride": "Would you like to dance?" and then all that bad techno music starts playing and the animals start dancing.

2-"...speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little gay dog..."

3-Of course, the whole Kenny explosive diarrhea thing at the school in "Death"

Hail Brak,

Mike

"I'd risk jail time for Natalie Portman." -Kevin Smith, director of Clerks

<<2-"...speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little gay dog...">>

Actually, it's "...here come's Stan's little homo dog." If you're gonna quote something, get it right. My personal favorite line is when they are standing by the bus stop in the beginning of the Elephant and Pig episode. After Stan asks Kyle about his elephant, he replies: Oh, you mean this one?" That kills me!

<<"If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?" Eric Cartmen, South Park come see my band's website: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/7044/index.html>>

Isn't it CartmAn??

George

Eric Cartmen, South Park come see my band's website: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/7044/index.html>>

Isn't it CartmAn??

George

Goddam typos!!! Thanks for pointing it out...

I also likePIG AND ELEPHANT DNA JUST WON'T SPLICEthat cracks me up because of the way the chef and the Dr. Moreau character just start singing it in the middle of a sentence.

i liked it when the non-PC announcer said: "woah! i haven't seen a jew run that fast since poland in 1938!" and the other guy says "DUDE!" i always crack up at that one! and when he goes: "i haven't seen that many children get molested since" and then he gets cut off. that guy kicks ass!

what's his name anyway?

;>
<-aryana->

goat 999 wrote:

My faves were ...

"I haven't seen someone take a beating like that since Rodney King" and "I haven't seen an englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant"

I an using the first line on the air as soon as i can.

Jake

Owlynne wrote:

That line is funny on so many levels... Cartman thinking San Fransisco is (with apologies to burger king) Home of the Jews. Instead of gays, which he obviously was meaning.Then Kyle saying there aren't any jews in San Fransisco. I know of one personally.(and isn't Kyle jewish anyway?)

Jake

Ugh, South Park... Kick Ass! (cartmann)

My favorite moment is just about anything from the episode when Cartmann is abducted by the aliens and farts fire and the big satelite dish comes out of his ass. Classic !

The non P-C football announcer is a definate great as well !

Another funny, is anything with Shtan's big shishter. Heh!

BEEFCAKE ! BEEFCAKE ! BEEEEEEFCAAAAAAKE !

-michael Expressing thoughts in words sometimes cheapens them. An image can bypass rigorous analysis to reach emotions deep within, hidden thoughts and dreams.

My favorite moment....

Chef to Kathy Lee: "Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago! You tryin' to kill me?

PsychoMike

...and here I've spliced swiss cheese with chalk, and a beard.

That ROCKED. We had an English quiz the other day, and in an effort to get us to define the word 'boorish', the question was, 'Imagine some freshman just bumped into you. Respond to him in a boorish manner.' My response was the aforementioned Mr. Hat quote. :)

When Mark calls Jesus and Pals, and says, "Hello, this is Mark", and Jesus says "Oh yeah Mark So-and-So (So-and -So being Mark's last name), of [where-ever Mark lives], and Mark says "Yeah, how'd you know that?", and then Jesus says something like "Well, maybe because I'm the son of God."

I also like the time that guy said to Jesus "Oh, yeah, and thanks for dying for our sins." or something along those lines.

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You can't forget this one.... Jesus : "How's your wife ?" Caller : "Oh, fine, yeah I tried what you said and she hasn't mouthed off since"

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I have to go with the tyrade Stan throws when the aliens won't release his bro (mainly bleeps, of course) and then when he says "Do your impression of David Caruso's career!" My friends and I were all on the floor just laughing our asses off.

Jeremy

In article , [email] says...

Dude, that wasn't Stan. It was Kyle. Kyle is my favorite one.

I find *all* of the kids' miniature "songs" (most are barely 10 words) absolutely hilarious, and can't even figure out why. There is something totally bizarre, even *haunting*, about them, especially when they sing together -- I'm convinced it has to do with the *harmony*. Ok ok, maybe maybe I'm a mental case but there's no other explanation for why I kept obsessively rewinding to the spot in (for example) Episode #1 where they sing, "We got out of schoo-ool, no more school todaaaa-aay." It's eerie. Also, when they all *speak* together, like when Chef greets them and they all answer back "Hey Chef," they do it in perfect four-part harmony.