DS Satire

Jul 2, 19982 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.southpark
2 posts
Ben Rainesalt.tv.southpark

In article , [email] says...

"Oh my gawd! You killed Kenny Collins!"

"I am not a vampire! I'm big boned! I'll KICK you in the nuts!"

Well, you get the idea...

Ubiquitous↩ Ben Rainesalt.tv.southpark

[email] wrote:

OK, how about this...?

Fade in DS music and cartoony-looking Collins house picture.
Kyle's voice-over: "Darkness descends upon the Collins house in
                    South Park, and a new menace to the Collins
                    has arrived..."

Dissolve to Cartman's brooding face, fangs etc, eating a chocolote chicken pot pie.

Kyle's voice over: "...in the form of a big fat-ass vampire known only as "Cartman!"

Cartman: "Ay! I am not a vampire! I'm big boned! I'll KICK you in the nuts!"

Well, you get the idea...

============================================================================== "Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?"