Favorite lines....

Here's my Top Ten.....submitted for discussion.

10) "My Uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool."   Cartman
9)   "How are my little crackers today?"   Chef
8)   "You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money
and no pants on."   Chief Barbrady
7)   "Well spank my ass and call me Charlie, isn't this exciting, two A+
students in a cloning war."  Mr. Garrison
6)   "That's why my Mom got me a pot belly pig, 'cause his poop is small."
Cartman
5)   "Bchomp bchewy chewy chomp."   Stan's genetically engineered clone
4)   "Now I know how all those white women must've felt."   Chef
3)   "Well, maybe because I'm the son of God brainiac, now do you have a
question?"   Jesus
2)   "Over there hon, what, you need to drop some friends off at the pool?"
Kyle's Mom
1)   "He's doing something to his ass, he's not kicking his ass, but he's
definitely doing something to his ass."    Cartman

10)  Hey! I don't have to take that kind of shit from a Jew!   -Cartman
 (SOXmas)
 9)   Jesus!   - Jesus
 8)   DRIVE GOD DAMMIT, DRIVE!!    - Cartman
 7)   ...when they're working in a sweat shop, that is...    -Mayor's assistant
 6)   Moo. Moo moo. Moo. (Yup, sorry. My bad.)    - Carl the Visitor
 5)  You farted.    -Stan
 4)  Don't kick the baby.   -Ike
 3)  Ever tell ya about the time I boofed your dad, fatso?   -Grampa
 2)  Ho! Ho! Ho!  We meet again, Jesus.    Santa (SOXmas)
 1)  Cartman, you're such a fat fuck, that when you walk down the street,
 people go "GOD DAMMIT that kid is a BIG FAT FUCK!!   Kyle (SOXmas)

Keep this going. Top ten fave line lists are the best.

I always like the set from soxmas:

Cartman: "Why are you in south park jesus?" Jesus: "I come seeking retribution." Stan: "Oh shit Kyle, he's come to kill you because you're jewish." Kyle: "Oh FUCK, I'm sorry Jesus!"

Nietz

I think the best scene in the whole episode was the lunchroom scene. Theres something about it, the timing, the voices, etc.

Don't forget this one:

Cartman(?): "Maybe you guys will kiss." Kenny: "ummumumum............" One of the kids (sorry, I forget who): "How do you know she has a cat?"

Sorry for paraphrasing. If anyone knows the real lines please post them.

'MAYBEY YOU CAN STICK YOUR TONGUE INSIDE HER PUSSY!"

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: We at the dead orange thing institute are decoding everything Kenny says! more will be anounced.

[email] (Brian C. Blakemore) wrote:

It's Stan that says "How do you know she has a cat?" Also, it is believed that Kenny is really saying "or maybe you can lick her pussy"

	"Well then why don't you go live in San Francisco, with the rest
of the Jews?!"
	"There's no Jews in San Francisco!"

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Kyle:Goddammit Cartman! Patrick Duffy's not scary! Cartman:Whatta ya mean? haven't you seen "Step By Step"? Stan, Kyle, Kenny: ...

Chef(when he sees Cartman's "scary ghost" costume): Aaaagh!

One of my favorite lines is in the SP hallowen episode when Cartman says"Kenny, if drinking scotch was a paying job youre dad would be a millionare." then Kenny doesnt respond and Cartman bitches at him,I just forget the rest.

'You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street people go "god...DAMMIT! that kid's a big FAT FUCK!"'

Kyle:Mr. Garrison, may I be excused? Mr Garrison:Why don't you ask Mr. Hat. Kyle:But I don't wanna ask Mr. Hat. Mr. Garrison:Oh, I think you should ask Mr.Hat. Kyle:...Mr. Hat, may I be exused? Mr. Hat:...No, you go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Mr. Garrison: I think you'd better take a seat Kyle.

"What the hell are you doing eating salsbury steak at a time like this?!"

Cartman-"If a woman tried to kick my ass i'd be like, hay you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

On 17 Nov 1997 00:25:33 GMT, [email] (Scream8474) wrote:

It's not so much the line, it's the way Cartman says it...

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Mine would have to be Cartman: "Damnit we are never going to get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people!"

"Whoa! Two puppets at once?!" Stan "The Bitch Must Die!!!!" Mr. Hat/Garrison

Stan: Dolphins are inteligent and friendly. Cartman: Inteligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonase! MoGan..

I have not seen it posted here so just to have it down for posterity, from SOX:

Stan - "Let's see, what would Brian Boitano(sp) do?"

My favorite line would have to be, without a doubt: "Oh, and here we have the oppresors: Republicans, Christians, and Nazis, oh my!"

"Where's Sparky?" "Maybe off buyin some leather pants!"

"I guess we'll have to stick to nature's one-assed schematics"

"Hey little boy, would you ever kill anyone?" "If they get mew mad enough." "Well, did I tell ya about me and yr mother last night? And then I dug yr grandmother, and had my way with her! Dont go boy, did I tell ya about the time I sploofed yr Daddy!"

"Hi kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy"

"MmmdMMmfmFmFmmF?" "Well three times bigger than Frank Giffords at least!"

"BEEFCAKE!"

Toight on Comedy central, I'm sure of the name, but the cloning episode is on, if you have never seen it, I reccomend you to see it right away!

I had not seen it already, but after watching it tonight, I decided that Comedy Central ought to have put a warning at the beginning of the episode: "Warning: This episode contains several extremely amusing scenes. Do not attempt to view this episode while drinking a beverage."

Seriously (sic), I laughed so hard at the animals in the genetic laboratory that I couldn't swallow my drink, and had to spit it back into the cup.

What is your favorite line of an episode of south park...

I like the "Starvin Marvin" episode where Mr. Garrison asks what a canned food drive is...I believe this is how it goes.

	Mr. Garrison:  Does anyone know what a canned food drive is?
	Cartman:  It's where they cut the baby from the woman's stomach.
	Mr. Garrison:  No that's a casaerean section.  But that's okay
	               Eric.  There are no stupid answers...just stupid
		       people.

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No David, it's

Garrison: Children, children... to honor this special time of year, we'll be doing a canned food drive. Does anybody know what a canned food drive is? Yes, Eric.

Cartman: When they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out?

Garrison: No, that's a Cesarean Section, Eric. But that's okay, remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman

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Well heres my fave= "Cartman you have such a big fat ass that when you walk down the street people say 'whoa look at that big fat ass' "-stan i think in beefcake. and cartman-"hey get out of my ass you stupid rainbows" " a 4 ass monkey"-the crazy doctor

reply was Oh look out, Holly Hobby's All pissed off.

My favorite Cartman Halloween line was...

"How can he be so mad with such rosy cheeks".