Remember CAPALERT?

Remember back when SP:BLU was in theatres? And how we laughed not just at the movie, but at this bunch of fundamentalist idiots who decried this movie came straight from hell?

Well, after seeing TA:WP on Friday, I wondered what these dumb fucks had to say about Parker and Stone's latest committment to celluloid. Alas, this is all I got:

Team America: World Police (R. runtime unknown). Release Date: October 15, 2004. I am not particularly anxious to analyze this flick by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the same individuals who made South 'Puke': BLU with a tagline of "Putting the ' ' back in Freedom", the missing abbreviation being of Stone and Parker's apparently favorite word used at least 131 times in South 'Puke.' I hope Team America: World Police gets an NC-17 and I'll have an excuse to not analyze it. [Ed note: too bad for you, it's rated R] I have not seen two of what I believe to be more vulgar filmmakers in the more than 900 films we have analyzed. If Stone and Parker do not submit this film to the MPAA, we will do our best to analyze it just so you will know the truth about its content even if we have to get a loan to do so. Somebody send me a screener's DVD/VHS of it with a press kit. Please! Quickly!

http://www.capalert.com/now_playing.htm

Maybe, out of pity, all of us should throw in a buck or two to them, just so they can get their 1983 K-car out to Fort Worth to see this. Hell, with enough donations(!!!) they could even buy a small popcorn!

CAPAlert are great. I find it almost unbelievable that people like that actually exist, you could be forgiven for thinking that their site was a spoof. I love their review of "Jackass: The Movie", where the reviewer left the cinema after eight minutes and refuses to discuss what he saw (note that they won't even refer to the movie by its full name!):

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/jackathemovie.htm

He would probably have died of a heart attack if he'd stayed any longer. Also amusing (although not quite as fundamentalist) is the Focus On The Family "Plugged In" website:

http://www.pluggedinonline.com

They've even got a review of "Gore Obsessed" by Cannibal Corpse from a Christian perspective!

Purple Aki wrote:

I never read that review until you pointed me to the link. Leave it to these people to give us some of the funniest (unintentioned) shit on the Net! As I said, I forgot all about these dicks (no, they're pussies - as dicks fuck pussies, and assholes as well, as you know.)

I fudged around in there. These people are obviously well funded, judging by their semi-professional looking web pages. All the more reason to give the CAPAlert pussies a "DONATION!!!!" if only out of sheer pity.

"Roger Waters" wrote in message news:[email]...

I am flabbergasted, bewildered and bemused. How is Jackass unChristian in any way? It's a bunch of consenting adults doing silly stunts to make people laugh.

That Guy wrote:

It's not. It's almost as stupid as Christianity.