After yelling and bad cartman impressions (hehe, just kidding :) I've decided to write part 2. Please, any comments questions and criticisms are still welcomed. For those of you that haven't seen part one send me and email and I'll be happy to send it to you! Well here goes nothing :) -me
********************************************************** The Bahamas (Part 2)
We last left Wendy after he has just heard they planned to sacrafice our beloved South Park boys......
[Hotel Cafeteria, the �native women� have just gotten up and walked to the boys table]
Wendy: Ohh no! This is Miss Ellen times a million! [fire in her eyes shines] Those bitches aren�t sacrificing Stan to anyone!
Mrs. Crabtree: Ohh I agree, most witches aren�t having any fun.
Wendy: Shut up bitch!
Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!
Wendy: I have an itch.
Mrs. Crabtree: Ohh, alright then.
[Chef walks up to Wendy�s table, has one of the girls that was sitting at the same table as Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle�s girlfriends in his arms.]
Chef: Hello children.
Wendy: Uhh, chef�it�s only me.
Chef: Ohh where�s Stan.
Wendy: Can we not talk about it?
Chef: Ohh, poor child I understand. Why don�t I sing you a song, it might help.
[Music comes on Chef starts to do a little dance�and is interrupted]
Chef�s Girlfriend: Ohh Chef! Look at that [pointing to some jewelry vender, yes in a cafeteria, what did you expect this is south park] we have to go look, come on!
Chef: Sorry Wendy! [Chef walks away with girlfriend]
Wendy: Damnit, now they have Chef too! [Walks to Stan�s table]
Wendy: Stan, can we talk. Stan�.STAN!
Stan: Sorry Wendy, I�m kinda busy right now. [Stan�s girlfriend is feeding him chocolate covered strawberries]
Wendy: Damnit, Stan! You HAVE TO TALK TO ME!
Stan: Sowry twk ldrf. [Mouth is stuffed with strawberries]
[Wendy walks away, shot stays on Stan and the boys table]
Kyle: Hey, umm..Beth? I�m getting kinda full here. Can we go swimming or something?
Beth (Kyle�s girlfriend): No, your all skin and bones I have to fatten you up! [giggles, then smiles, hearts replace Kyle�s pupils and surround his head.]
Kyle: [in a dreamy voice] ok.
[Chef walks up to the table]
Chef: Hello children!
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman: hey chef
Chef: How are my little crackers today?
Kyle, Stan, and Cartman: Good!
Chef: I see you�ve all found love in the bahamas.
Kyle: [dreamily again] (sigh) yeah�
Kenny: (Love my ass, I found some pussy)
Stan: You need to stop thinking about cats, we�re in the bahamas, have fun!
Chef: Well children, are you going to the party tonight?
Cartman: Party? Will there be cheesy poofs?
Kyle: (sigh) yeah�.
Stan: What party?
Chef: Tatianna told me about it [points to his girlfriend]. She said it was a small thing on the top of the mountain that only the locals go to.
Beth, Kate, Cindy: We were just about to tell you. [All girlfriends giggle and laugh]
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Chef: (sigh) yeah�.
Beth, Kate, Cindy and Tatianna: Well are you going to go?
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Chef: (sigh) yeah�.
Beth, Kate, Cindy and Tatianna: Well then we better go and get all dressed up! See you guys later [Another lethal giggle and smile combo]
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Chef: (sigh) yeah�.
[girls walk away, boys start to shake heads around]
Kyle: Woah dude, that was a big ass brain freeze.
Stan: Yeah, it�s like I ate 3 gallons of ice cream in one bite.
Cartman: 3 gallons isn�t that bad, 5 is just like that!
Kyle: Yeah you would know fat ass!
Cartman: Aeh! I�m not fat, I�m festively plump!
Chef: Wait, didn�t we agree to go to some party?
Stan: Yeah a local tribal thing.
Kyle: Yeah, I saw something about that on PBS, they dance around in like no clothes and sacrifice something.
Cartman: Haha! Kyle watches PBS!
Chef: Yeah, I saw that too.
Cartman: What the�.
Chef: Child! You always watch the docu-whatevers when there are topless women!
Kenny: (and you REALLY watch when there is pussy)
Stan: Kenny, you need to see someone about this cat obsession.
Chef: Well children, I�m going to go and look damn good for those nude women.
[Boys all get up and walk away to their room. Wendy crawls out from underneath the table]
Wendy: Aha! I�m going to stop that bitch from stealing my Stan! [Scratches head] Aww beep! I got gum in my hair.
[The boys are in the hallway, wearing Hawaiian shirts on top of their normal south park attire. Wendy walks out of her room into the hallway.]
Wendy: Guys! Those girls don�t like you, they want so sacrifice you to the gods!
Cartman: Ohh Wendy, you are just sooo jealous.
Stan: Umm Wendy, I think you�re overreacting. We�re just going to a party.
[Chef walks out into hall, wearing Hawaiian shirt instead of apron]
Chef: Hello Children.
Children: Hey chef.
Chef: How are my little crackers tonight?
Children: Good!
Chef: Well lets go meet the girls in the lobby!
Cartman: Sweet!
Stan: Bye Wendy!
[Boys walk toward elevator.]
Wendy: This is going to be harder than I thought. Maybe�yeah that�s it! [Light bulb appears over Wendy�s head. Wendy dives into her room and comes out all dressed in black, runs to stairs.]
[Boys + Chef are downstairs waiting for their girlfriends. You can see a newspaper being �read� by Wendy right next to them.]
[Girls enter room, boys tongues hang out and eyes bulge]
Girls: ready to party? [lethal giggle and smile combo again.]
Boys: (sigh) yeah�
[Boys get in a car and start driving up the mountain, Wendy hops in a cap and trails them]
[Commotion is heard inside the car. When it reaches the top of the mountain the boys are carried out of the car bound and gagged. Wendy is dropped off nearby by the cab and runs into the bushes.]
Girls: hah! You thought we were your girlfriends.
[Tie boys up to trees right near the top of the mountain. Which is noticed to no longer be a mountain but a volcano.]
Stan: Ohh beep!
TO BE CONTINUED!