FREE PENGUIN MEAT!

Sep 2, 19995 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.southpark
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FREE PENGUIN MEAT, the fanfic.

(Ashley's room.Kyle and Ashley are in Ashley's bed.[NOT DOING ANY SEX ACTS!]A mass assortment of firearms line the walls.) Kyle:(shivering.)Dude,I'm cold.Ashley hugs Kyle. Ashley begins to snore.A penguin walks into the room with a meat cleaver and hacks itself apart. Next morning... Kyle and Ashley are at a booth. Ashley:Free penguin [address] it here! Kyle:What she said!

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I only seen season one and two (not including Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo and Gnomes) so who is Ashley?

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Drew Thomas, subscriber to: alt.tv.southpark alt.t.v.simpsons microsoft.public.ageofempires

Not quite, I think that's Shelley (watch eps five and six)

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Drew Thomas, subscriber to: alt.tv.southpark alt.tv.simpsons microsoft.public.ageofempires

-Ashley is Kenny's cousin,Kyle's girlfriend/bodyguard, and former member of the U.S.Delta Force.(<---Real life version of Rainbow Six.)

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