To the d00d who asked if Garrison is a Nazi

Dec 1, 199741 posts by 18 postersalt.tv.southpark
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I see why you asked. In the pig $ elephant episode, Mr. Garrison says "Genetic engineering let's us correct God's horrible mistakes, like German people." If you took it as correct God's mistakes, as German people did, then I see why you would think he's a Nazi. But I think he was using German people as an example of a mistake.

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Robin Sequira wrote in article ...

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Hey dumbass.. Hitler WAS german..... asnd if you read the sentence right he's saying german people were mistakes so by your own standards that would make him anti nazi dumbass.. goplay with your spice girl dolls....

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He was saying that God's mistakes were like German people, dumbass. If he had said that Genetic engineering lets us correct Gods horrible mistakes like the German people did" then i would agree.. go back to school stupid bitch.... I think we should set her and Chucky Ray up guys.. what do ya think???

Robin Sequira wrote in article ...

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That is exactly what I said. He said Germans were a mistake. How stupid can you be? I'm telling you we're saying the same thing! I give up.

<<Phoenix>> Dementia wrote in message ... >He was saying that God's mistakes were like German people, dumbass. If he >had said that Genetic engineering lets us correct Gods horrible mistakes

On 2 Dec 1997 04:05:13 GMT, "Dementia" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

She's protected by the Bill of Rights, no cruel/unusual punishment. And that would be _very_ cruel indeed.

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I think exposure to the "talent" of Spice Girls is up there as well, don't think it would make much of a difference....

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On 3 Dec 1997 02:22:02 GMT, "Dementia" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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No, exposure to the 'talent' of the Spice Girls is a treat, and rather exciting if your so inclined.

BTW, responding after the quoted material makes it a lot easier to quote your post and more coherent to read.

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sounds like a match to me

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BTW, Hitler, like that other well known German, Mozart, was born in Austria (in 1889). Of course, Hitler did come to power in Germany - all the way to Chancellor. Plus, he started a war and did some other disagreeable things.

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Austrian, Chinese, African, what's the difference haHAHAHAHAH

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Actually, Adolf Hitler was NOT a German!!!! He just ruled Germany as a dictator. Adolf Hitler was AUSTRIAN! He was born on April 20, 1889 in Braunau, Austria. ----

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Nooo.... He says "Genetic engineering lets us correct all of God's
horrible mistakes, like German people."
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On 2 Dec 1997 01:47:55 GMT, [email] (YeahBuddy4) wrote:

A brief Hitler chronology, if I remember right:

1) Born an Austrian. 2) Kicked out of the Jewish Art Academy. 4) Served as a corporal in WWI. 5) Participates in a rally, gets jailed, writes "Mein Kampf." 6) Manages to get elected as President (or whatever the title is) legally in Germany. 7) Dissolves the Weimar Republic, declares himself "Der Fuhrer," starts WWII. 8) Commits suicide in a bunker (or lives in Argentina under the name "Adolfo," if you believe the Simpsons, <G>).

Whew, I knew that taking that MEH class would help someday... ;)

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You know the step! as in "goose step". That funny little nazi high step! Umm......maybe I am too old! =I

On Tue, 02 Dec 1997 18:22:04 GMT, Bill Bell offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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I thought the Itailians did the Goose Step.

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Well you have to remember that during WWII the Itaily and Germany were two peas in a pod. "*"

  • - (two peas in a pod means they were alies) <~~ for the newbies.

Anyway back to "Jesus & Pals" =)

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On Tue, 02 Dec 1997 23:34:00 GMT, Bill Bell offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Allies they were, but they were by no means similar. Germany was running death camps and invading Russia while Italy was putzing around in Africa. But their being allies has nothing to do with the way they marched.

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In article , [email] wrote:

And, keep in mind that Italy was never really _anybody's_ ally. The Axis _had_ to take Italy on their team because we agreed to take France on our team.

Martially, Italy is the fat kid with the thick glasses who always strikes out in slow-pitch softball.

--Elocutus

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On Thu, 04 Dec 1997 22:35:14 -0600, Elocutus of Borg offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Unfortunately, my WWII history has degenerated much. Might you explain why the Axis powers had to take Italy?

Alas, 'tis true now. Long gone are the days of the glourious Roman legions.

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Actually its true i did kick someones ass in the second grade maybe it was you i bet it was you get back here so i can kil* you uh SouthPark Rules Dementia Sucks Lets be friends to the end -Charles Ray

"Mussolini talked grandiosely about building Facist Italy into a modern Roman Empire" Italy had it's problems and a "foreign adventure" would take their minds off the problems at home. Therefore, they attacked and conquered Ethiopia (Starvin Marvin's ancestors!). In October, 1936 he and Adolph Hitler reached the agreement that created the Rome-Berlin Axis.

Hitler needed the allies at that time. No doubt, he would have dealt with them accordingly at a later date, if he had been victorious in WW2.

	Gary M.   :^)

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Err, sorry. I was trying to suggest that we chose teams in WW II the same way kids in gym class pick teams:

"You take Italy. We took France -- and they haven't won a war in....ever. Well, all right, a few skirmishes, but they needed a Corsican to lead them."

As embarassing as it was for Italy to lose an engagement to ETHIOPIA in WW II, imagine how much worse it is for France, which arguable lost a naval engagement to Greenpeace two or three years back.

--Elocutus

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dude i saw some letters grouped together but you didnt say jack shit man..... did you write this at 3am?

On Mon, 08 Dec 1997 19:41:50 -0600, Elocutus of Borg wrote:

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Hence the word, "engagement," rather than, "war."

--Elocutus

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On Tue, 02 Dec 1997 09:49:23 GMT, Bill Bell wrote:

No, my teacher was wheelchair bound, had a mechniacal arm, and somehow knew a lot about missile systems and doomsday devices, ;)

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look we argue for weeks about whether austrian makes you a true blue german or not but for gods sake give it up

lets find better ways to waste our time

YeahBuddy4 wrote in article ...

Austria was commonly considered part of Germany throughout European history. Germany (the nation) rose out of Prussia uniting the German people. Austria's people are considered German people too if I am not mistaken.

Nietz

Only by Hitler's definition. It is true that Germany and Austria are very closely related, culturally, historically, etc., but they have still been two distinct nationalities for most of their existence, that is after the time when all of northern Europe was inhabited by "Germans". The point is, they are close enough to be one nation from time to time, but saying "Hitler was German" is nonetheless a totally inaccurate comment.

In case you were wondering, the reason I included that colorful phrase at the end of my last message was not due to my belief that the person was ignorant for not knowing of Hitler's ethnic origins, but that he said so in an off-topic and asinine manner.

No, they're not. See if Schwarzenegger likes you calling him German... "Ih'll khrush yor headuh!!!" Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

Who's psycho-analyzing it, I'm answering his question, moron. If you don't care, mind your business. I know it's a cartoon. My favorite part was when the Chef called the genetic engineer a "crazy cracker". In other words to the d00d, "No, he's not a Nazi." He gets along with Chef fine.

<<Phoenix>> Dooley1313 wrote in message ... >>I see why you asked. In the pig $ elephant episode, Mr. Garrison says

On 5 Dec 1997 21:57:08 GMT, [email] (Jinxed420) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Wow! Where did you come up with that line?! It's so original!

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