"To whomm it may concern" part deux.

Wow. Where to start? THIS is Jeff. Let me just say... Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. A... friend (I use the term loosely) of mine posted that message. I have been in the hospital. I have been very sick. He (for whatever reason) thought it'd be funny to fake my death. The real story is that I did have a fever of 103. I did pass out before reading any response as to what I should do. And I did go to the emergency room. I've been in the hospital for the past week recovering. I had Bronchitis (which sucks, but is no big deal) and then an allergic reaction to the antibiotics. But, I'm okay now. Thanks a lot for all of the concern. And, I'm sorry about Kyle's little joke. I agree that it was stupid and horribly insensitive. If there's anything I can do to make up for it, just let me know. I'm glad to be back.

THE REAL Jeff

<rmk> Sarah has never used my computer and wouldn't know how to find a newsgroup if her life depended on it, for what it's worth.

When Kyle used my computer, he must have changed all of my settings. The message by "fuel" is actually me.

Jeff

Jeff, if you want to do something really mean to this friend of yours, I have a few evil ideas.

1. There are these things called urine tracer pills that doctors use. They are harmless, as they contain nothing but massive amounts of dye. (They're for kidney disease diagnoses and things.) Crush one, slip it into the dude's food, and he'll be pissing bright blue for days.

2. You can get a chemical called anhydrous sodium poly-acretate (I'm 90% sure that's what it's called) from magic or chemistry supply stores. It has the interesting feature of absorbing 300 times its weight in water, and it wouldn't take much to solidify his toilet.

3. Unscrew the head in his shower. Put as many crushed Lifesavers as you can inside. Rescrew it. The next time he showers, they will melt and cover his body in a fine glaze which is nearly impossible to get off without many hours of hard work.

That's all I can think of right now, and remember that revenge is a dish best served at whatever temperature you can get it. The ball's in your court, dude.

Martin Hazelbower wrote:

You are good. Have you ever thought of starting a revenge for hire business like in Dirty Work? btw that was a good flick

In article , Craig Winckler wrote:

I was a little disappointed w/ Dirty Work, although it did have some truly classic bits, like when they were up on the rooftop reminiscing about all the things they had done, which didn't matter because they were brothers ("and remember the time with your s ...", "and then in high school ..."), I lost it and had to rewind the tape to see what I missed after that scene.

I loved Dirty Work. My favorite part was "I've never seen so many dead prostitutes in all my life!......God know's I have."

Jeff

Glad to see you back, Jeff..kick your friend's ass to high hell, I was worried about you, man. Nice revenge tactics, Martin, *definatly* try those. Sorry for my post of few words..

-Kim (thank God this is over)

In article , "Jeff Plas" wrote:

Jeff, I just though of something! this gruop kick ass isn't it?

we do take care of each other(check out how many people reply you?) we all fight agaist the troll

Few days ago someone(Craig, I think) was leaving and all of us asked him back,

don't you just love this group?

James

[email] wrote:

I just thought I'd add that yes it was me who was leaving. And that I was touched (no not in that way) that people wanted me to stay. I thought is was really cool especially considering I had made what 6 posts.

Jeff, glad to see you're back. Man, I'm gone for two days and I miss everything! Seriously, don't take the law into your own hands too much, just do something like letting all the air outta your friend's tires, something nasty but still legal.

the_davester nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Remember... sentience is overrated" -- Me "There is no progress / Evolution killed it all" -- Green Day

In article , "Jeff Plas" wrote:

In article , [email] (the_davester) wrote:

Or, you could take some of those fake plastic grapes you see in grocery store delis, make sure they're airtight, and put them in his gas tank. I hear that's VERY amusing.

In article , [email] (Martin Hazelbower) wrote:

OK, it's time to show my age (and former deliquency) here. "Back in the day" when gas tank openings were larger, you could fit a ping-pong ball in to them. The effect of this (and probably with the fake grapes) was the car would start, go about 50', and cut off (the ping-pong ball gets sucked down and blocks the gas feed). When the engine cuts out, the suction stops and the ping-pong ball floats back to the surface of the gas in the tank. By the time the owner of the vehicle could manage to get it to a shop, the ping-pong ball would dissolve in the gas, leaving no trace. A very annoying prank for the vehicle owner (though I don't know how long it would take for a plastic grape to dissolve). If you *truly* want to be evil, you could put power-steering fluid in the gas tank, which would cause the pistons to freeze up (I would NOT recommend that anyone do this, it does cause THOUSANDS of dollars worth of damage, as the engine does need to be replaced after this). For those of you wondering, I have done the former prank, but not the latter (it's too damn mean for me to even consider doing to anyone).

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

Do you have an evil streak or what? :) I can attest to the results of the later, but not due to a prank. back in high school, I lost a '75 Mustang because my girlfriend thought that's where you're supposed to put the power steering fluid. It woulda cost more to replace the engine than it did to replace the car.

The ping ping ball trick is pure genius.  Screws someone up for a full
day, but doesn't do serious or lasting damage.  Got any more?  If it's
too OFF TOPIC, send me an e-mail.
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In article , [email] wrote:

Here's the most evil thing I know. NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER DO THIS!!!!!!!!!

Step One: In the bank, take one of the slips that you use to write down a deposit. Step Two: Write "I have a gun. Put $20,000 in a plain bag and hand it to me." on the back of the slip, where it says "DO NOT WRITE HERE". Step Three: Put the slip back, three or four places down the pile. Step Four: Quickly leave the bank. Step Five: Read about it in the news next day. An alternate Step Five: Get arrested.

Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ...

Martin... Whereas you're claim to Monarchy is false.... You most DEFINITELY take the honour of Most EVIL FU***R of the NG!!!!

The above is just deliciously , brilliantly evil... Beyond words!!!!

Evil Dead. Evil Dead two. Army of Darkness... nahhhhhhh

MARTIN!!!!!!!!
Evil Personified!!!!!!!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Covenant wrote:

Wait a minute...I thought that Army of Darkness WAS Evil Dead 2, because I saw the first one, and Army of Darkness clearly connects with Evil Dead.

-Toni

According to Zubanski, it was Tue, 02 Feb 1999 22:52:35 -0800 when Toni approached him in the old spaghetti factory. Zubanski then makes the dubious claim of being handed a letter containing the following text:

Evil Dead=Early 80s cult horror flick about a man named Ash and his fateful journey to a cabin in the woods.

Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn=The result of Evil Dead's status as cult hit. Because not a lot of people got to see the original, Raimi essentially remade Evil Dead and made it goofier/more humorous, hence creating Evil Dead 2. Evil Dead 2 isn't really a sequel, as it's more of a funny remake of a slightly more serious precursor.

Army of Darkness="MidEvil Dead", or Evil Dead 3.

Speaking of director Sam Raimi, you must see "A Simple Plan." It shows Hollywood that Sam is more than a fast-camera hack, and that he's a truly talented director who can do both serious and cult.

Toni wrote:

Army of Darkness isn't part two. Evil Dead 2 is called Evil Dead 2: Dawn of the dead (or it could be day).

In article , Craig Winckler wrote:

because I saw

of the

Ummm, I think you are confusing the Evil Dead series with the Livig Dead series. Evil Dead -> Evil Dead 2 -> Army of Darkness Night of the Living Dead -> Dawn of the Dead -> Day of the Dead

Evil Dead 2 did have a subheading, but I can't remember what it is at the moment.

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

your right, my mistake. I used to work in a video store too, if my former boss heard me screw up like that I would've been canned.

"Evil Dead" (1982) aka "Book of the Dead" aka "The Evil Dead, the Ultimate Experience in Grueling Horror"

"Evil Dead II" (1987) aka "Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn" aka "Evil Dead II, the Sequel to the Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror"

"Army of Darkness" (1993) aka "Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3"

In article , [email] wrote:

All hail Dave, Master of the B-grade horror (but *intentionally* B-grade horror, there is a BIG difference) trivia!!!! OK, now how about the info on Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? <g>

Well done Dave !!!!!

(Good Work!!!!!!)

 ; ' )

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Dave wrote in message ...

Dead series.

the

former boss

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

All three kickass movies, BTW. :)

the_davester nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Remember... sentience is overrated" -- Me "There is no progress / Evolution killed it all" -- Green Day Counting today, there are 333 days until Y2K.

Try a variation of the shower trick - instead of a Life Saver, use cherry Kool-Aid mix - it looks like your shower is spewing blood. :)

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote:

Don't forget Don Rickels ragging on both of them, man was that funny or what?

In article , "Fuel" wrote:

Kick your friend's ass for me. I am completely serious on this point. While I make it a point not to endorse violence, but that little fucker should have his ass kicked from one end of the US to the other (I volunteer to take over as soon as you enter NC).

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

And if you can make it as far as toronto by the 11th of feb Dain, I'll gladly continue for as long as is possible...

I REALLY wanna rant about this. Buit the words I wanna use mostly start with C so I shan't.......

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

I KNEW IT!!!! So, how long are you gonna be on this side of the Atlantic? And it won't be a long distance valentine for you and your girlfriend after all.

Dain of the Iron Hills wrote in message ...

Heeheehee... Yep... I jet off on the 11th and return to 'sunny?' Dundee on the 25th... And yes.. It certainly WON'T be a long distance valentine!!!!!!!!

As they say on 'that' side of 'the pond'

Yee-Hawwwww!!!!!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands..Still Waiting..........

Fuel wrote:

If your "friend" lives in Minnesota or Wisconsin give me his address and I'll kick his ass for ya.

In article , "Fuel" wrote:

who is Sarah? and why she did that for? that was a terrified mesage I'm sorry I should have add something before I post that Kyle stuff am I as bad as the troll? Good to see you back!

James