HERE IT IS! The Transcripts to all three "Fat Abbot" skits!!!!

Sep 29, 199810 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.southpark
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I know I'm not the only one who thinks that "Fat Abbot," a knock-off of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids seen on the Clubhouse episode, was among the funniest parodies ever done on South Park. For those of you who agree, I have below the complete transcripts to the three Fat Abbot clips from the show. If I made a mistake or left anything out, let me know here or by email. Until then, enjoy!

J.F.

"The New Fat Abbot Show"

Thanks dude you made my day. Fat Abbot was some of the funniest shit.

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On 29 Sep 1998 23:27:33 GMT, [email] (RutgersGym) wrote:

Well done... just one thing...

It WAS Dumb Donald's voice... but the cartoon they used to represent him was Mushmouth, who wore that rediculous hat that covered half his face. Mushmouth actually had a reasonably normal voice, compared to Dumb Donald. It was a little like Flip Wilson doing a female voice. (if you've ever seen the Flip Wilson show on that Nick at Nite spinoff channel)

That's about the funniest thing I've heard on that damn show.

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You write:

him was Mushmouth, who wore that rediculous hat that covered half his face. Mushmouth actually had a reasonably normal voice, compared to Dumb Donald. It was a little like Flip Wilson doing a female voice. (if you've ever seen the Flip Wilson show on that Nick at Nite spinoff channel) <<

No, no, no....Dumb Donald on the cartoon was the guy with the hat that covered his face, or the ski mask or whatever it was supposed to be. Mushmouth wore a normal hat and had buck teeth, and was the one who "talksbuh likea thisbuh." DD had a normal voice (well, for a Fat Albert character) as far as I remember. Then again, I never heard the FA sketches in Bill Cosby's comic routines, so if the characters were different there, I don't know!

J.F.

On 30 Sep 1998 10:59:46 -0400, [email] (James Fabiano) wrote:

Sorry. cuz... you're wrong... Dumb Donald was the oneba who speaksba like thisba.

Of course, the alcohal and mari-jawana may have taken their toll. M'kay?

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"I've been called alot of things, but 'skeptical' is not one of them." - Fox Mulder, The X-Files

Sorry guy. Mushmouth has the speech impediment. That's ehy they call him "Mushmouth". Dumb Donald is the guy with the lampshade-looking ski mask!

You write:

like thisba. <<

Was this on Bill Cosby's comic routines? Cause I still say Dumb Donald spoke normal. I'm gonna crosspost the question to here and rec.arts.animation to see if I can verify this.

J.F.

I don't know about you, but it sure sounded like "screwin' in summertime" to me.

I thought it was "up his ass."

Minus the "ing" in fiending, of course.

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No, it was "school in summertime," since that was a running gag on the original Fat Albert. A character (usually Russell) would tell Rudy that he was like "school in summertime," or "school on holidays." Rudy would repeat the "insult" inquisitively (sp?), and Russell would say, "No class!"

J.F.

On 30 Sep 1998 01:50:40 GMT, [email] (LEESPAM2) wrote:

No... he's right... definitely "school"... that was one of the lame jokes from the Fat Albert show... it was a running gag... sort of lilke ranking on each other, but they did it really clean and dumb.

I don't remember the actual joke, though... I stopped watching that bullshit years ago.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"I've been called alot of things, but 'skeptical' is not one of them." - Fox Mulder, The X-Files