During my nocturnal meanderings I watched 'Chicken Lover' again. When Barbrady is being filmed by the pseudo 'Cops' crew, the dispatcher tells him that his wife wants him to pick up a pizza.
Have we seen Mrs. Barbrady? This ups the lewdness factor of the little man in the boat considerably. We have caught Barbrady in the Mayor's office with his drawers down before.
I think this relationship can go a variety of intruiging ways:
- Mrs. Barbrady will introduce her husband to the anal probing of his nightstick.
- Mrs. Barbrady will divorce her husband and take up with Jimbo.
- Mrs. Barbrady will cheat on her husband with the Mayor.
- Mrs. Barbrady, her husband and the Mayor engage in a Manage-A-Three.
- Mrs. Barbrady turns out to be Cartman's mother and Barbrady married her because she was pregnant.
6. The trio get religion via some freshly scrubbed young men with ties. Barbrady can't give up his coffee and donuts and gets thrown out of the church.
I leave you with these parting words:
I'm sailing away Set an open course for the virgin sea 'Cause I've got to be free Free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board I'm the captain, so climb aboard We'll search for tomorrow on every shore And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try To carry on