I got the idea for this from a dream.
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Warnings, theme song.
Interior: Mr. Garrison's classroom.
Garrison: ...and that's why Joe DiMaggio assassinated George Bush. Now, class, those bastards in the state legislature have decided that students aren't 'racially sensitive'. Mr. Hat: What kind of politically correct s[beep]hole came up with that? Class laughs. Garrison: So we have to go to this damn... racial awareness session in Denver? Class: Awwwwww. Cartman: What kind of hippie piece of crap came up with that bulls[beep]?!!?! Mr. Hat: Now you little bastards get on the bus!
Exterior: Bus is driving past that 'Denver: 45 miles' sign. Interior: Mrs. Crabtree's bus. Stan: Dude. This sucks. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!!! Stan: I said "Turning left means bad luck!" Crabtree: Oh. Well I'll remember that. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Caption: 35 minutes later... Exterior: Fork in the road. Sign to the left reads 'Denver: 18 Miles' Sign to the right reads 'Mining Site for Hydrolumegalesbithione.' (pronounced High-dro-loo-may-guh-les-bithe-own.) Interior: Crabtree's bus. Crabtree: Hmmm.... left means bad luck. AAAAAHHHHH!! Crabtree turns right. Exterior. Suddenly, a ball of a pinkish-blue (if that's possible) substance rises up from the pit and slams through the bus. Interior. Crabtree: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! The ball hits Wendy and Stan, bounces back, and hits the engine.
End of Part 1.
I know how to continue, but I have to get going, so, I'll give you the rest some other time. Hopefully soon. \