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CHEF Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- [email] -- http://boog.org (To the tune of the "Theme from Shaft" by Isaac Hayes)

Who's the black grade school cook That's got a two foot thick little black book? (Chef!) You're damn right

Who is the slob That would face a mob for a quick blow job? (Chef!) Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that's always there When the town's running in fear? (Chef!) Right on

You see this cat Chef is a bad mother-- (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Chef (Not in front of Jesus!)

He's a spontaneous man With a simultaneous plan for his women (Go Chef!)

On 26 Dec 1998 17:38:14 GMT, [email] (Arthur Levesque) wrote:

A nice attempt... but Isaac Hayes did his own version of "Chef" on the Conan O'Brien show... but good try.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"As I returned across the lands I'd known... I recognized the fields where I once played... had to stop in my tracks for fear of walking on the mines I laid..." - Sting, "Fortress Around Your Heart"

"There are three things you can count on in this best of all possible worlds; death, taxes, and Carl Kolchak." - The Kolchak Papers "Grave Secrets"

What? Why did no one inform me of this?!?

On 26 Dec 1998 22:59:13 GMT, [email] (Arthur Levesque) wrote:

Well, it's possible you weren't posting to the NG when it happened... it was at least 4 months ago when he did the performance.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"As I returned across the lands I'd known... I recognized the fields where I once played... had to stop in my tracks for fear of walking on the mines I laid..." - Sting, "Fortress Around Your Heart"

"There are three things you can count on in this best of all possible worlds; death, taxes, and Carl Kolchak." - The Kolchak Papers "Grave Secrets"

Lone Wolf Chris Baile ([email]) wrote: CB>A nice attempt... but Isaac Hayes did his own version of "Chef" on CB>the Conan O'Brien show... but good try.

What? Why did no one inform me of this?!?

CB>Well, it's possible you weren't posting to the NG when it happened... CB>it was at least 4 months ago when he did the performance.

If you're referring to alt.tv.southpark; then yes, I spend very little time there of late. The signal to noise ratio was unacceptable.