Can somebody post the lyrics to the opening song?

On 26 Feb 1998 03:27:36 GMT, [email] (BMLegend81) wrote:

Les: I'm going down to Southpark, gonna have myself a time Stan,Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation Les: 'Going down to Southpark, gonna leave my woes behind Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor Les: 'Heading on up to Southpark, gonna see if I can't unwind Kenny: I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas Les: 'Come on down to Southpark and meet some friends of mine

I could hear him saying that too? LOL AWESOME!!!

"I like girls with big vaginas! I like girls with big big titties!"

i read that he said," i like girls with GREAT BIG titties, i like girls with big vaginas"

not much of a difference, but i thought that i would share that.

You might be right. I think it just may be "I like girls with GREAT BIG titties", but I still say the "vaginas" line comes first.

i am 100percent sure that the vagina line is second. the show airs tonight. so let's both listen. see ya

For the 9,432nd time, these are the lyrics as copied from Mr. Hat's Hell Hole, the semi-official South Park web site:

LES CLAYPOOL (Primus): "I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time..." STAN and KYLE: "Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation" LES: "I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind" CARTMAN: "Ample parking day or night, people spouting 'Howdy neighbor'" LES: "I'm headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind" KENNY (mumbled): "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas" LES: "So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine" (sound of Ike striking sign)

For the 9,433 time, I'm going to guarnatee to everyone that Kenny says "I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with great big titties!" I don't care how positive the two posts above claim they are about it being otherwise; I swear to you, this is how it is. Don't judge blindly by what you read in Mr. Hat's Hell Hole, Mike Kalec's site, etc. Did anyone read the message from Trey Parker saying that the site he checked where the guy claimed to know everything Kenny says is totally wrong? Trust me on this one. It's "big vaginas" then "great big titties". It can't be "big fat titties" first, because he doesn't even SAY "big fat titties" he says "great big titties". I know how annoying it must be getting to keep reading these posts about the theme song, but I feel I must reiterate every time somebody posts it on here the wrong way. If you don't believe me, slow the fucking song down. Please. And as for BassPlayer23, who sent me a nasty e-mail about this, you know how revered bass players are for their intelligence, don't you?

But you haven't presented ONE SHRED OF EVIDENCE to prove that you're right. All you keep saying is "Trust me, I'm right and everyone else who posts on this subject is wrong." What makes you so goddamned sure of yourself?

I've slowed down the song electronically, and I STILL hear "big fat titties" and "big vaginas" in that order (as do the vast majority of the people in this newsgroup). Are you going to tell us that we're ALL brainwashed, victims of some vast governmental mind-control experiment? You sound to me like some dopey little kid who has tantrums when they're caught in a lie and refuses to admit they're wrong.

Oh, I don't know. Check the collected interviews of Carole Kaye, Jaco Pastorius, Charles Mingus, Larry Graham, James Jamerson, Paul McCartney, John Entwistle, Flea, Chris Squire and Les Claypool - they sound like pretty intelligent people to me!!! But of course, you'd have no way of knowing, since you probably have no idea who they are.

Besides, BassPlyr23 (NOT BassPlayer23, as you have it) is just my Internet handle. I'm a high school English teacher, with a Master's Degree in literature, and DAMN proud of it. What's your claim to fame, dillhole?

<Oiling body, lacing up gloves with "Rocky" theme in background (a la "Ally McBeal's" John Cage), awaiting the beginning of the Flame War>

BassPlyr23 wrote:

I bet you look just like Garrison, and you write that way justto get chicks. : ) And that's the first time I've heard someone with a Master's Degree in literature use the word "dillhole."

On Thu, 05 Mar 1998 12:11:55 -0600, Deacon offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Anyone who watches South Park, english teacher or otherwise, is bound to use words like that from time to time.

Just to satisfy my curiosity, what school do you, Mr. Plyr23, teach at?

If you are an English teacher, why do you use the term "dillhole", to some kids that may very well be your students? Or are you just some High School wannabe?

BassPlyr23 couldn't handle the pressure of a flame and tried to make off with the comeback: <Besides, BassPlyr23 (NOT BassPlayer23, as you have it) is just my Internet

Actually, when I played that clip backwards and heard, "Kenny needs to take his hood off, Kenny needs to take his hood off", I began to wonder about that myself.

http://www3.nbnet.nb.ca/barque/south/park.html

FIND IT ALL , CArtman sings , KYLE'S MOM IS A BITCH "LYRICS" are here

Dave

Jeremy & Courtney Middleton wrote:

Found them online at http://www.save-u.com/southpark/html/main_theme_lyrics.html

Didn't personally check these though.

<>- Jeff -<>

They're wrong. Read the ten billion posts I put on here that it's "I like girls with big vaginas! I like girls with great big titties!" Honestly.

...and we all should believe you because.....