Alanis Morisette

In "Chef Aid", why didn't Alanis Morisette have dots for eyes and a head that splits open when she speaks or sings? She's CANADIAN, for God's sake!

SHE HAD A FACELIFT

"Bill K." wrote:

Alanis was on Chef Aid! Darn it! Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have watched Child's Play on the Sci-fi channel! (Kicks a table landing on his Kenny doll) Jake Fan of Scream, IKWYDLS, ANOES, and Halloween

On 4 Nov 1998, Jtm3k wrote:

Since Alanis is Canadian, why wasn't she drawn Terrance and Phillip style, instead of the normal big eyed style?

I don't know about that,but guys,if you ever have morning wood and need to piss real bad,just tune in to Alanis' new video and it will clear it right up.YECHHH!

james smith wrote:

Why? What does she do in it? Take off all her clothes?

She's completely naked thru the whole thing.

Gyrex "Yes, Pinwheel Play is coming" Derision

Blech! I saw a commercial for that video--thank *GOD* it was censored, or else I woulda been traumatized (completely) for life. Now, I know to avoid MTV and VH1 for the next 10 years--until they'll probably have stopped playing that video.

Pinwheel Play! Pinwheel Play!!! YYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~

ICQ #: 22662751 (I'm not registered there as Kyle B. so my mom doesn't see and screech--she don't like South Park)

Holy sheeeet- I've been reading the posts on this "Alanis" thread, and I must say I'm confused. Is it her in general or the video that's so repulsive?

-Toni

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

LOL......so your trying to tell me that if she walked up to you butt naked and asked if she could perform the 5 knuckle shuffle on you, you would say NO?!?!

<g>

Bill J http://searchcentral.net/music MP3 Search Zone

Kyle Broslofski wrote in message ...

Well, considering that "Kyle Broslovski" is a 12 year old girl.....

Jeff

Hmm. My bisexual girlfriend masturbates to her videos all the time. Personally, she makes my skin crawl.

On Tue, 10 Nov 1998 02:32:10 -0600, "Jeff Plas" wrote:

Don...

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On Tue, 10 Nov 1998 08:21:54 GMT, [email] wrote:

LOL, ROFLMAO. Err, Alannis.

Don...

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Correction! I'm 15! ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

My fault Kyle. I had you confused with someone else! Can't remember who it was, though...

Jeff

Grow up kid.She's nasty.She looks like a female Anthony Keidis.

I'd run her over with a Mack truck--she scares me. Or, maybe pinwheels.... And, I'm a heterosexual girl, and I'm definitely *NOT* interested!!!!

~Kyle "Unusual Nickname For A Girl" Broslofski~

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Seconded by a heterosexual male. <g>

If you are hetero,why would you be interested in the first place?

Erm, I am quite confused as to how you think I sounded interested. Anyways, running someone over with a truck is *interested*? Methinks not (unless you're talkin' interested in makin' some roadkill out of a scary, scary thing ;) If you think it's just 'cause I responded to the post, well, I'm a girl, and methinks the person I was originally replying to didn't know that. If I'm making any sense here!

~Kyle Broslofski~

james smith writes this bit...

Wasn't that the point?

Exactly!!!

james smith wrote:

Be careful with it, then. Watching it for too long may result in permanent impotence, not to mention the need for extensive psychotherapy. ;)

In article , "Bill K." wrote:

Ughhh. Don't get me started on Alanis Moisttowellette! The woman is SO full of herself! Even if she farts, it's supposed to be a profound artistic expression! And that howling and yelping...no wonder her album was called "Jagged Little Pill," it's so hard to swallow!

[email] wrote:

HA HA HA!!!!I almost pissed myself when I read this post!!!That made my day :-)

For some reason I thought this was going to be a "south park" newsgroup... how did we get to discussing Alanis Morrisette????? Let's try to stay on topic here, and you WILL respect my AUTHORITAAAHHHH....

In article , "Bill K." wrote:

[email] wrote:

Well,Alanis was brought up in an episode so we are discussing.

    Alanis was a character displayed on SOUTH PARK.....and we were commenting her not being drawn in the typical SOUTH PARK style.
    It's so nice to see we have someone who reads the subject but not the threads.

Way to go!

BTW I'm Canadaian, and I don't have a split head.... :)

Seagull

    [email] wrote in message ...
    For some reason I thought this was going to be a "south park" newsgroup... how
    did we get to discussing Alanis Morrisette?????  Let's try to stay on topic
    here, and you WILL respect my AUTHORITAAAHHHH....

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    > james smith wrote:
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    > > I don't know about that,but guys,if you ever have morning wood and
    > > need to piss real bad,just tune in to Alanis' new video and it will
    > > clear it right up.YECHHH!
    >
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I was very shocked my Alis Morisette's latest music video.

Perhaps the thought of her being naked throughout all of that video shooting, and thinking about how many takes they did was the worst thing. Wasn't she cold on that train?

As for South Park, well, what can be said? It's the greatest show on Earth, besides Star Trek.

What's the name of the episode where Cartman acts as a police officer and says 'I am a Cop, and you will respect my authoritaaaa!'? I downloaded a video clip of that and I tend to play it every day, when I wake up in the morning, and before I go to bed at night - it's very soothing, a little like a warm glass of milk.

Adam

gdf11 wrote:

It's called "Chickenfucker".