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Whoever the ass was that came up with this South Park April fools episode needs to be sent down the road. South Park fans have put Comedy Central on the map and in return we got it stuck to us tonight. This episode of T & P does not belong on a network with the word "comedy" in it's name. Garbage doen't even begin to describe what I saw tonight. Keelhauling the S.O.B. that conceived this insult comes to mind as a fitting way to make amends.

keelhaul - v.t., hauled, hauling. 1. to haul (an offender) under the bottom of a ship and upon the other side as a punishment. 2. to rebuke severely

On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 22:59:33 -0500, "Rich or Lynn" wrote:

May I suggest you get a life, and get over it. It was a fucking joke.

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May I suggest you go fuck yourself !!! "Get a life" huh, you're the one responding to everyones posts here, physician heal thyself.

On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 23:15:22 -0500, "Rich or Lynn" wrote:

Sorry, I'm too busy fucking Lynn in the ass.

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That explains what you meant when you told her to stop whining, roll over and take it like a man, you're gay. Is your dog's name sparky and does he have a pink collar too.

On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 23:24:43 -0500, "Rich or Lynn" wrote:

Hmmm, you think it's gay to give it to a girl in the ass huh? You're not only an asshole, you're ignorant too.

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"Roll over and take it like a man", who's being the "ignorant" "asshole". You sure have this asshole fetish, is that typical of all gay males or just you.

On Wed, 1 Apr 1998 00:00:52 -0500, "Rich or Lynn" wrote:

Now, now, now, be nice or I'll take it out of her ass, and stick it in her mouth too.

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When you say "her" are you refering to when you said "girl" a few lines back. So now you're demonstrating to us that you're a gay pedophile! Plus, again there's this fetish of your's with the ass, seek help you're obviously disturbed.

On Wed, 1 Apr 1998 00:26:26 -0500, "Rich or Lynn" wrote:

I love female asses. You're the one that seems to be obsessed with homosexuality. Maybe someday you'll learn that fucking the opposite sex in the ass isn't gay.... and it's not my fault Lynn didn't tell me she was underage.

Oh would the two of you fucking stop it already.

Why should they stop? They are way funnier that T&P.

Relax..... don't worry about it...... It was just a silly little April Fools joke. So take a load off and look for Cartman's dad in another month.

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I was going to stop reading this group and watching SP because of the April 1st episode, but then I heard about all these new posts. They are better than T&P any day of the week. I plan on not watching SP anymore, but I don't want to miss all this.

Keelhauling is way too kind. Give them a nice case of Ebola. Is this NG going to evolve into alt.terrance.and.phillip.die.die.die? Cool!

Anyone who makes the mistake of thinking I was offended can consider themselves informed that I was not offended. I was bored. And don't accuse me of not watching the whole thing. I watched the whole thing, thinking the whole time, "It's not gonna be this lame for the whole 1/2 hour!".

T&P is funny 5 seconds at a time, like Itchy & Scratchy.

Before the flames start to fly, let me just say, in advance, 'I am rubber, you are glue' and 'I know you are, but what am I?'