deduction of cartmans dad

first you have to remember that after cartman finds out who his father is he say "HE'S MY DAD!" which sounds as if he is speaking of someone far removed from him and not someone he has seen a lot of take this into consideration lets say cartmans father turn out to be mr. garison then you would expect cartman to say somthing like "MR.GARISON IS MY DAD!" or if it was chef "CHEF IS MY DAD!" so in conclusion I feel that the person who fathered cartman must be kevin since his name has not been used enough to be recognizable.

P.S. this also explains why the denver broco's canot be his dad since then he would have said "THEY ARE MY DAD!".

P.P.S. but it would be cool if john elway was cartmans father.

I was thinking the same thing but then I realized if Elway is Cartman's dad, he probably would have been like "Oh Boy", or "Kick Ass, John Elway's my dad!"

SCOTT T D wrote in message ...

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No one seems to think that it might be stan's dad... It would add a twist.. just a thought

VGT wrote in article ...

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I've personally been thinking it'd either be Jimbo or Mr. McCormick (he might've been in the room and we just didn't see 'im). Either way would be fuckin' hilarious. Could you just IMAGINE Kenny and Cartman finding out that they're brothers...? Or Stan and Cartman being cousins, for that matter.

Alyssa