Pip

You know, if they were to have a person from another country to pick on, why couldn't it be a kid from France or something?

British kids are cool. Stop picking on Pip.

Hee hee hee! Or preferably, QUEBEC French. >:)

One has to wonder why an innocent kid like Pip is hated by everyone and doesn't have any friends, whereas a fat bastard like Cartman does.

Also, don't you think there would be more justice if a jerk like Cartman were to get killed in every episode, instead of Kenny?

True, poor Kenny really is rather innocent seeming. Sure he's got a dirty mouth be he doesnt deserve to die in every episode.

It would interest you to know that Cartman did indeed die once, in the Jesus vs Frosty video. Actually Cartman was called Kenny but the little kid who would soon become Kenny died as well.

Now THIS is what I like to hear!
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Kids can be cruel. Pip's different, that can be enough.

Cartman is just as pathetic as Kenny in his own way. But, if it was Cartman getting offed every week, you'd have people cheering. THAT would be kind of sick. Matt and Trey are sensible enough to realize this.

Mickey
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Excuse me? Who would CHEER if Cartman was killed? Cartman has the funniest lines on the show! If Cartman were killed there wouldn't be anyone to deliver the punch lines.

And the boys don't hate Pip because he's British, they hate him because he's... well, he's... Pip! Cartman even said, "French people piss me off!" after the boys talked to Pip.

Did you ever read "Great Expectations"? My sister is an English teacher and even she hates Pip!

Believe it or not, Cartman actually happens to be my favorite character on the show. It wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without an asshole like him in the cast. But that does not mean I wouldn't mind seeing him get his just punishment, aside from the occasional anal probe or humiliation on "America's Stupidest Home Videos". Besides, the death of somebody more deserving like Cartman would make Stan and Kyle's casual attitude towards it (ie. "Oh my god. They killed xxx.", "You bastards!") more understandable. But I guess the innocent getting offed is part of the show's sick and tasteless appeal.

My all-time favorite quote comes from Cartman, in the "Weightgain 4000" episode. "If dolphins are so damn smart, then why do they always get caught in those fishing nets?" Im typing it from memory, so its probably not EXACTLY what he said.

Also, when Cartman talks about being "Totally Ripped" for the cameras. Its GOLD. WHITE HOT.

Chef also has great lines. He was at his best in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." I can't get enough of his songs. Although I didn't really like his "Volcano" or "Cliffhanger" songs.

BLAH.

Ron L.

The Name Of This Sig. Is Talking Heads.

"Life Moves Pretty Fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller's Day Off

MONEY TALKS!!!!

"Sex is the biggest nothing of all time" - Andy Warhol

"Dude! Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" "Yeah, intelligent and friendly on a piece of rye bread!"

Ben Yarbrough wrote:

you forgot "with some mayonnaise"

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Or 'If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?'

Cartman: "My Mama told me that if I wanted to be a lesbi-un, I had to chow box!"

Nathaniel E. Baker wrote:

"Gosh Mr. Hat! Being a model sure is hard work! I'm gonna have to get me some more smack!"

That ruled.

Mark Smith wrote in message ...

My favorite is from the Cartman's dad episode when Kyle, Stan, and Kenny (I think he was there...) are at the bus stop wondering about Cartman and the bus pulls up

Stan<to bus driver>: I'm not getting on you fat stupid bitch. bus driver: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!! Stan: I said, I'm not getting on, you fat stupid bitch. bus driver: Oh, OK. [drives off] Stan: Cool! I always wondered if that would work!

OK, Ok, I probably got some of the wording wrong, but you get the idea.

Cartman: "No kitty, it's my pot pie. Bad kitty! It's MY POT PIE! No Kitty! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"

C's Mom: "well, I know one little kitty who'll be sleeping with mommy tonight."

Best line. I love the way Cartman gets so upset about the pot pie-I don't know if the words are exact, but it makes me LMAO every time I see it.

A.

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Cartman to Starvin' marvin: No Starvin' Marvin that's Kenny's creamed corn, No Starvin' Marvin that's a bad Starvin' Marvin.

killed me the first time I saw it. Hmmm....but then again maybe it was the drugs ;-}

Laura

My all time favorite is from The Spirit of Christmas, and has been used several times since, but bleeped.. "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here". It just says it all!

Cartman yelling "Ow, my ass!" during the anal probe episode.

Cartman yelling "No kitty, that's my pot pie!"

Cartman pretending to be Kenny at lunch saying "Sure, Eric, you can eat my pudding." ======================== If a billion people believe in a stupid idea, it is still a stupid idea.

Yo soy El Gato Gordo

My hands down faves from that episode to..

Stan: CARTMAN! You can't tell the rainforest from a poptart!

Cartman: Uh huh! Poptarts are frosted...

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Snow's Quote of the day...

Dana Carvey: I hate my friends without kids...

(Imatating Friend with valley guy accent)"Oh my gosh, I got up at noon and I'm
still tired. I think I'll go to Starbucks and get a Frappacino..."
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Favorite SP Quotes:

Cartman in "Mr.. Hankey" when Kyle opens the shoebox: "Is this some kind of Jewish tradition?"

...plus all his mysogynistic/right-wing/bigoted rants in any episode (e.g.: "Listen, missy; why don't you go knit me a sweater, before I slap you in the face?") ... too many to list, really.

Joe

I can't remember the exact episode, but my favorite had to be when Cartman was eating something (maybe the chocolate chicken pot pie)...

Mrs Cartman: You want some Cheezy Poofs with that?

Cartman: Yeah I want some Cheezy Poofs!

The way Cartman says it like his mom is totally nuts for thinking he WOULDN'T want Cheezy Poofs just sets me off every time I hear it. I have a .wav of this little exchange that I play over and over and laugh and laugh...

It's really quite pitiful of me.

Pip sucks. I'm glad they pick on him.

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

Bradley Scott Newman wrote:

one thing that suprises me is that pip is always loaded during the episodes where does an eight year old kid get $50 anway well anyway im waiting for cartman to jump him on the playground and steal his loot

Why does Pip suck and why are you glad they pick on him? Sounds like you have a problem of your own.

Mickey
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Pip sucks, he doesn't do anything cool, he just hangs around and wants to be cool. You have to be proactive to be cool, if he fought back and earned some respect instead of taking the abuse (damn counsellor), then maybe he'd earn some friends.

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

Gaddamnit!! Stupid little british kids!!! Lets see who can spit on him the most!

I got one in his hair!

British kids are not cool! French kids are cool!

French people PISS ME OFF!

Personally,I hope that oneday Pip just goes nucking futs and beats the living shit out of everybody that ever picked on him!

That would actually be a great idea to kill off Kenny. Have Pip go nuts and climb a bell tower with guns in hand. He kills Kenny and then also, right after whomever it is, announces to Cartman that he is his dad, he gets blown away. Kickass!

On 19 Mar 1998 23:23:17 GMT, [email] (KILTACKY) wrote:

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