Cartman's Dad? Fun while it lasted, but now it's all over.

Mar 3, 19983 posts by 3 posters
3 posts
Mike Naylor

The Cartman's dad mystery was fun, but now that Comedy Central has posted the schedule up to and including April 1st, it's all over. Now we can plainly see that we will never know who Cartman's dad is. In a way, it's too bad that they ruined it for us like that.

I'm sure lots of AOLers will still be posting their guesses, but for the rest of us it's just a matter of wondering exactly how this April Fool's gag is going to be pulled off.

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Fyrcanine↩ Mike Naylor

[email] (Mike Naylor) writes:

After an extensive search, I have narrowed down the possibilities of your intense hatred of AOL to the top ten reasons:

10. AOL beat up you and your nerd friends on the playground and stole your lunch money.

  • AOL would always choose you last for dodge ball.
  • AOL made disparaging but painfully true remarks about your mother.
  • AOL pushed you in the mud on the way home from school.
  • AOL kicked sand in your face at the beach.
  • AOL gave you endless atomic wedgies, nookies, and indian burns.
  • AOL stared at your sister's headgear.
  • AOL laughed at your diminutive manhood in the showers.
  • AOL taped you at your private tea party.
  • AOL made fun of your feminine lisp.

Steve *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~**~ Humans are the only species to protect their stupid from natural selection

HEY!!! I'm a dirty little bastard, too! (Stan)

Reverend Bob↩ Fyrcanine

On 3 Mar 1998 07:13:40 GMT, [email] (Fyrcanine) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

How about:

1 - AOL is populated mostly by idiots.

2 - AOL actively creates more such idiots with their 'I can't program my VCR, but I'm surfing the Net!' software.

3 - AOL is a spamhaus.

Would you like more?

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