Mr. Garrison is a bi-sexual

OK, so it's been confirmed -- Mr. Garrison goes both ways.

In Cliffhanger, he was more than happy to boff Ms. C. But not before being all pissed off that he wasn't able to get Chef to join in the fun!

He was thinking about Chef when he did Ms. C, he's GAY!

he's definitely gay.

[email] wrote in message ...

if he is/was trisexual wouldnt it be more like hell try ANYTHING

Boys girls and himself????

Ivan Doroshchuk wrote in article ...

Not "himself" - Mr. Hat!

:)

MjT

No, not Mr. Hat either. He's into boys and girls and animals! Well, pigs, at least...

You forgot the pig.

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Apparently, Cartma's mom is too. In the bar scene it was implied that the women there also had sex with her. Also, in the anal probe episode there was reference to her wanting to use the cat as a dildo.

Pardon me? I must have missed that reference! Please elucidate!

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

In article , [email] (Bradley Scott Newman) writes:

In that episode, as Cartman was eating his chocolate chicken pot pie, the cat kept meowing at him as if to beg for some food. Cartman yelled, "No, kitty, this is my pot pie!" Then he yelled, "Mom, kitty's being a dildo!" To which his mom replied, "Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight."

Even funnier ( in the same episode) was when Stan was supposed to meet Wendy somewhere:

Kyle: Whoa! Maybe you can kiss her. Cartman: Or slip her the tongue. Kenny: Mmmm mmm Stan: What? How do you know she has a cat?

On 4 Mar 1998 22:23:11 GMT, [email] (Manchu) wrote:

In Canada, these lines were edited by our good friends at Global .......those bastards!

Thanks, Dave

Kenny:MMMMM mhhhpmm MMMrrr mphssy = Maybe she'll let you eat her pussy ((used audio enhancer))

Diamond Dave wrote:

Actually, it sounds to me like they might be from the unaired anal probe episode? Or was it actually a plot by global to protect us from the morally ruthless americans?

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

aaaahhhhhhh, your beer sucks!!!

God ate my homework! (he is a vengfull god!)

Yea, after consuming more than my body weight in alchohol I realize this. Had I been sober (intoxicated) when I wrote the original post I would not have writen it. Oh well, life goes on, sober or not.

Sgt.Pepper

Hmdoc wrote in message ...

You are lucky you came to your senses before I replied... Try comparing Lucky's lager to a good Kokanee or Shaftesbury...

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

I didn't think that Lucky Lager was real. And for the record I was drinking Lynchburg lemonade, Heineken, and cheep red wine.

Bradley Scott Newman wrote:

Anchor Steam or Sierra Nevada!(he said, veering wildly off-topic)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Oatmeal Stout hhhaaaaagggghhhh....

I once cried cause' I had no shoes, Until i cut off a mans feet.

Molson Canadian! Molson Golden! Labatt's Classic! Labatt Blue!

NEWMAN!

Bradley Scott Newman wrote:

<garrison>Molson? Labatt's? *BLAUGGHH! BLAUGGHH! BLAUGGHH! BLAUGGHH!* Waited for two hours forJodie Foster to bring me some beer and it's Canadian!</garrison>

All right, I'll give you that one! But they sponsor Hockey Night In Canada (HNIC) and South Park, so I have to vote with my dollars.

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

On 16 Mar 1998 00:06:35 GMT, [email] (Bradley Scott Newman) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Any company that sponsors hockey can't be all bad. It is, after all, the highest evolution of sport known to man.

Bradley Scott Newman wrote in article ...

It's an oft-quoted line, but a classic nonetheless:

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Kitty: MEOW

Cartman: "No, Kitty, this is my pot pie!"

Kitty: MEOW

Cartman: "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!"

Mrs. C: "Well, I know one kitty-kitty who's going to be sleeping with Mommy tonight!"

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MjT

Naw, Cartman's mom is just a slut.

Sgt.Pepper

Bradley Scott Newman wrote in message ...

women

In "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe":

Cartman: No Kitty! This is my pot pie! Kitty: Meow. Cartman: No Kitty! Bad Kitty! Kitty: Hiss! Cartman: Mom, Kitty's being a dildo. Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight. Cartman: WHAT!?

Isn't he also into bestiality? How else would Cartman's pig give birth to piglets that look like him?

In article , "Jon Deutsch" wrote:

While Mr. Garrison might be bi, this is hardly confirmation. It is possible for two guys & a girl to have a threesome without the two guys having sex with each other.

Yeah, but if the 2nd guy didn't want to participate, would one of these fellows you speak of go "Damn, Damn, Damn!" ??

Jon

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