SOUTH PARK: South Park Drinking Game!

Sep 28, 19971 post by 1 posteralt.tv.southpark
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In a message dated 97-09-26 23:35:07 EDT, [email] writes:

<< Drink when...

        Kenny dies.
        Rats carry off Kenny's head. (drink twice)
        Cartman says, "Son of a bitch!"
        An animal is used in any sexual manner (i.e. I know a certain
 	kitty, kitty...).
        Someone farts, drink twice if the fart is flaming.
        Chef sings.
        Mr. Hat cusses.
        Someone eats or discusses Cheesy Poofs.
        Kyle kicks the baby.
        Ike (the baby) says, "Don't kick the baby."
        Cartman says he's not fat, just big-boned.
        Mr. Garrison spouts his perverted version of history.
        Kenny "speaks."
        Jesus appears, whether on his Jesus and Pals show or among the
 	flock.
        Any Jewish reference is made.
        Anything explodes. (drain your drink)
        Cartman is called a fatass.
        There is any non-farting reference to the posterior, from
 	satellites coming out of Cartman's ass to Stan's gay dog's forays
 	into the neighborhood pet population.
        The cows appear.
        Kyle says, "...make sweet love...."
        Cartman says, "Kick ass!"
        Stan pukes on Wendy.
        Stan gets the crap beat out of him by his sister.
        Chef mentions love.
        Cartman says, "Beefcake!"

Have Fun Kids! Melanie Long Live South Park! >> Drink when...

       Kenny dies.
       Rats carry off Kenny's head. (drink twice)
       Cartman says, "Son of a bitch!"
       An animal is used in any sexual manner (i.e. I know a certain
	kitty, kitty...).
       Someone farts, drink twice if the fart is flaming.
       Chef sings.
       Mr. Hat cusses.
       Someone eats or discusses Cheesy Poofs.
       Kyle kicks the baby.
       Ike (the baby) says, "Don't kick the baby."
       Cartman says he's not fat, just big-boned.
       Mr. Garrison spouts his perverted version of history.
       Kenny "speaks."
       Jesus appears, whether on his Jesus and Pals show or among the
	flock.
       Any Jewish reference is made.
       Anything explodes. (drain your drink)
       Cartman is called a fatass.
       There is any non-farting reference to the posterior, from
	satellites coming out of Cartman's ass to Stan's gay dog's forays
	into the neighborhood pet population.
       The cows appear.
       Kyle says, "...make sweet love...."
       Cartman says, "Kick ass!"
       Stan pukes on Wendy.
       Stan gets the crap beat out of him by his sister.
       Chef mentions love.
       Cartman says, "Beefcake!"

Have Fun Kids! Melanie Long Live South Park!>>

Sounds like FUN! you'll probably be hammered out of your mind by the time South Park's over!

I realized that Kenny actually talks normally, except for the fact that his voice is muffled, so you can actually tell what he says sometimes if you listen closely enough.

danny

GODDAMN THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS!!!!!
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