Will Jesus ever come back on South Park?

Dec 17, 2004, 12:17 PM ET85 posts by 20 postersalt.tv.southpark
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That Guyalt.tv.southpark

Jesus has only been gone for one year (got killed in Iraq last Christmas, in case you forgot) but I'm already starting to miss that character. Think they'll bring him back?

Any ideas as to how? It would be kind of funny if they showed him in hell with Satan (he's not a Mormon, after all...)

-XC-That Guyalt.tv.southpark

Well, it would be easy to bring him back for Easter, he's good at resurrections ya know.

"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...

in

Riain Y. Barton-XC-alt.tv.southpark

Bullshit! That crap never really happened.

Christmas,

Think

in hell

-XC-Riain Y. Bartonalt.tv.southpark

"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh, well I bet you and your dad's wiener clipings it did.

Forgery!

The Phoney REVD. aka Radobitch, has such a pathetic life that this is the only way he can have fun.

"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Riain Y. Barton-XC-alt.tv.southpark

FUCK YOU, JEW-HATER!

good at

last

showed

Looks like it might just be Don Don the demented Dwarf at it again

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Path: [address] ![address] [address] [address] [address] [address] t-for-mail From: Riain Y. Barton Newsgroups: alt.tv.southpark,soc.culture.jewish,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.usa,alt.u senet.kooks Subject: Re: Will Jesus ever come back on South Park? Message-ID: References: X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 2.0/32.652 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 58 NNTP-Posting-Host: 66.73.170.133 X-Complaints-To: [email] X-Trace: newssvr33.news.prodigy.com 1103475002 ST000 66.73.170.133 (Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:50:02 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:50:02 EST Organization: SBC http://yahoo.sbc.com X-UserInfo1: SCSYQN_@OHUEBQLY^BOFZZUKDHT@QDDMEPWXODMMHXMTWA]EPUW[AKK[J\]^HVKHG^EWZHBLO^[\ NH_AZFWGN^\DHNVMX_DHHX[FSQKBOTS@@BP^]C@RHS_AGDDC[AJM_T[GZNRNZAY]GNCPBDYKOLK^ _CZFWPGHZIXW@C[AFKBBQS@E@DAZ]VDFUNTQQ]FN Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 16:50:02 GMT Xref: bigfeed.bellsouth.net alt.tv.southpark:217391 soc.culture.jewish:1256847 soc.culture.israel:1175251 soc.culture.usa:4765359 alt.usenet.kooks:952755

YOU FILTHY ZIONIST BASTARD QUIT FORGING ME ALREADY

On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 02:07:31 -0500, "Riain Y. Barton" scribbled:

"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 16:50:02 +0000, Riain Y. Barton wrote:

It doesn't seem like a forgery to me.

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:
RossR.J. Goldmanalt.tv.southpark

[email] pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:AKnxd.4654$[email]:

...top-posting moron....

To what does your one line response refer?

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
AratzioRossalt.tv.southpark

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 17:39:37 -0600, Ross got double secret probation because:

Teh Law of Teh Old Wussnet.

When posters were poster and sheep were nervous.

Riain Y. BartonRossalt.tv.southpark

Bottom posting idiot, to what does your one line response refer to?

"Ross" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Riain Y. Barton pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:[email]:

There is stupid and there is arrogant.

Unfortunately, you happen to be both.

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
R.J. GoldmanRossalt.tv.southpark

But you are also butt ugly and your mom says your an Ass Clown

"Ross" wrote in message news:[email]...

RossR.J. Goldmanalt.tv.southpark

[email] pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:Pzqxd.5278$[email]:

I see, we (tinw) have a pair of one-eyed morons: 'rgoldman' and 'Riain'. Christmas came early this year.

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
Riain Y. BartonRossalt.tv.southpark

Wouldn't know a fuck about Christmas -- I am not Christian, thank God!

"Ross" wrote in message news:[email]...

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RossRiain Y. Bartonalt.tv.southpark

Riain Y. Barton pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:[email]:

I'm not a Christian either, spanky, but I still enjoy the season. This is especially true when an idiot like you pops up on the radar.

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
Riain Y. BartonRossalt.tv.southpark

Whatever you say bollocks of a flea.

"Ross" wrote in message news:[email]...

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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 23:15:02 -0500, Riain Y. Barton wrote:

What is this whacko responding to?

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:

Dr. Flonkenstein pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:[email]:

Tough to figure out, but worthy of a nomination.

Seconds?

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 22:59:15 -0600, Ross wrote:

I thought I already seconded a CNotM nomination, but otherwise..

Seconded!

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:
Archie LeachRossalt.tv.southpark

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 22:59:15 -0600, Ross scribbled:

Seconded, gladly.

copyright ARCHIE LEACH

"On Wordscreens of the World"

thank

season.

no.

How about *we* nominate *you*, you bigoted leach.

Susan

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 23:04:19 -0500, Riain Y. Barton wrote:

You should thank Christ for that!

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GOD THANKS YOU FOR NOT BEING CHRISTAN.

GOD DOESNT WANT FOGERS OR PLAGARISTS IN HIS KINGDOM.

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 23:04:19 -0500, "Riain Y. Barton" scribbled:

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:15:27 -0500, rgoldma wrote:

Care to prove this assertion?

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:
AratzioR.J. Goldmanalt.tv.southpark

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:15:27 -0500, got double secret probation because:

Stupid. Thanks for answering the question.

RossR.J. Goldmanalt.tv.southpark

[email] pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in news:Vyqxd.5274$[email]:

My, my...what a wonderful (f)lame!

It is the incredible stupidity of people like you that makes reading Usenet so much fun.

Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:14:30 -0500, rgoldma wrote:

What is the standard answer to a top posting idiot?

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:
AratzioR.J. Goldmanalt.tv.southpark

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:14:30 -0500, got double secret probation because:

Hit a nerve or just stupid?

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 18:02:06 -0500, rgoldma wrote:

No, it isn't.

Technically it is a froggery, not a forgery.

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:
Riain Y. BartonUedalt.tv.southpark

Of course and all those who put their names on the right side of a paper instead of the left side of the paper should be sentenced death!

What a fucking ignorant closed-minded stupid prick!

"Ued" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Dr. FlonkensteinUedalt.tv.southpark

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 23:13:46 -0500, Ued wrote:

Terminal stupidity in posts ought to be criminalized, too.

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:44:21 -0500, Riain Y. Barton wrote:

Typical Godwin of EOT.

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:

Uh-huh, you *wish*, bigot.

Susan

says...

of a

death!

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 23:07:38 -0500, Riain Y. Barton wrote:

Is that you, Riain?

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:

This forger is a Serbian criminal who lives in London and goes by "The Revd."

"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]... |

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KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK FORGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY RYAN FARTON~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!

WHAT A KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK~~~~~!!!!!!!!!

kOOOOOOOOOOOOK-KOOOOOOOOOOOOO, KOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 19:50:49 -0500, "Riain Y. Barton" scribbled:

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 06:38:40 +0000, Riain Y. Bartlon wrote:

This post is a forgery of a forged post!

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:

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Iraq

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This forger is some French wackjob who thinks that if he bashes Christians enough on Usenet then he'll become one of the Cool Kids.

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 19:50:49 -0500, "Riain Y. Barton" scribbled:

On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 02:07:31 -0500, "Riain Y. Barton" scribbled:

You plaigiarized that.

Forgeries, and the Forging Forgers who Forge them, by Ryan Assclown Farton.

Susan Cohen-XC-alt.tv.southpark

Yes, they make fun of mine *too*. Just ignore the sexist bigots.

Susan

good at

last

showed

Forgery!

The Phoney REVD. aka Radobitch, has such a pathetic life that this is the only way he can have fun.

"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...

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This forger is a Serbian criminal who lives in London and goes by "The Revd.

"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...

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On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 19:51:17 -0500, Riain Y. Barton wrote:

You still didn't reply my question!

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 06:39:15 +0000, Riain Y. Bartlon wrote:

Why do forgers never relpy! Damn!

mhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 Bartlo's hate lits #1:
georgeSusan Cohenalt.tv.southpark

"Radovitch" stuffed his face while choking on the following spewage news:[email]...

Radovitch, el forger estupido did just that.

The Revdgeorgealt.tv.southpark

On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 08:20:03 GMT, "NOT George" wrote:

FORGERY!!!!! Your Usenet days are numbered, whoever you are.

georgeThe Revdalt.tv.southpark

"Gordon Radovitch" trolling away like a toad, swallowed his own togngue in message news:[email]...

Your two brain cells have a limited warranty, Radovitch. You should try to find something else to occupy your time other than spoofing people on Usenet, you sock puppet.

The Revdgeorgealt.tv.southpark

On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 11:45:13 GMT, "NOT George" wrote:

FORGERY!!! This is your last warning, forger!

georgeThe Revdalt.tv.southpark

"The Revd" wrote in message news:[email]...

Bhwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Radovitch, you've totally lost it, boy.

The Revdgeorgealt.tv.southpark

On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 16:00:20 GMT, "NOT George" wrote:

FORGERY!!!! Has anyone seen the *real* giorgio lately? Can he have snuffed it already? He didn't look too good in his most recent picture: http://judaism.meetup.com/92/members/1938330/
Susan CohenThe Revdalt.tv.southpark

trolling

choking

and goes by

should try to

Usenet, you

boy.

have

And *you* are one to talk, Daniels.

Susan

L AlpertSusan Cohenalt.tv.southpark

Daniel Bernard (the brown-noser of usenet) states from deep within goran's bowels:news:1103906813.ba65c2dfc069e8580f3693b463a6bc31@teranews...

db hanging out with a tin cup again? What a maroon!

Any replies to this message are not certified kook free. Checked by LA anti-Kook system (http://www.daniel_bernard_looking_for_his_balls.org) Version 1.15c / Kook Database 34.8 - release date 12/20/04
Susan CohenL Alpertalt.tv.southpark

goran's

wrote:

wrote:

London

are.

on

it,

him

their

Its the only way he can buy himself a *present*! lol

Susan

flaviaRL Alpertalt.tv.southpark

"L Alpert" wrote in message news:7k%yd.284620$HA.102850@attbi_s01...

But at least he's making a correct address: that's his friend he's replying to, not me.

Susan (still from verizon.net; accept no substitutes)

georgeflaviaRalt.tv.southpark

"[email]" wrote in message news:A8tzd.7080$hc7.6919@trnddc06...

Naw. That's his "Steely Dan"!

The RevdThe Revdalt.tv.southpark

On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 07:35:20 +0000, Daniel Bernard wrote:

We're talking days not months in this case!

georgeThe Revdalt.tv.southpark

"Daniel Bernard" wrote in message news:1103906851.41fd247b094c976537d97772b769188b@teranews...

Someone forgot to tell you that Radovitch uses monopoly money.

flaviaRgeorgealt.tv.southpark

"George" wrote in message news:p3Zyd.628384$D%.282002@attbi_s51...

I see they are still being ghouls for money - as always, exhibiting those tendencies they pretend they can attribute to Jews.

Susan (still from verizon.net; accept no substitutes)

Susan Cohengeorgealt.tv.southpark

Why don't you play the role of Lemmiwinks, phoney George? Only, who would you crawl up? I know! How about the phoeney Riain?

Susan

trolling away

goes by

try to find

Usenet, you

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 16:50:35 GMT, Riain Y. Barton wrote:

These forgeries are becoming a real problem. What should we do already?

georgegeorgealt.tv.southpark

"Gordon Radovitch" <[email] (The Revd)> wrote in message

The first thing you can do is stop spoofing everyone, Radishbitch. The second thing you can do for mankind is to go stand in a London street during rush hour.

Actually, hasn't it been 2 or 3 years since he was shot in the Great Santa Rescue? I thought last years was the Christmas in Canada adventure where they nabbed Saddam in the end (only a few days after the real nabbing)?

But of even more pressing concern--have Santa's balls healed from his repeated testicle shocks?

"DMitchellUCF" wrote in message news:[email]...

Holy crap, where does the time go? Damn.

Sure, he's magic after all.

Forgery!

The Phoney REVD. aka Radobitch, has such a pathetic life that this is the only way he can have fun.

"Riain Y. Barton" wrote in message news:[email]...

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