You know what, I would actually hate, and feel sorry for, a mother like Mrs. Cartman. Why?
I couldn't see my mother making things like "Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise" for me. What the hell is that? :-/ She's also the target of Cartman whining to get his way (remember the weight gain 4000 episode?)
"Remember to use plenty of bug spray, and if you have to poo-poo, don't wipe with poison ivy." -- Mrs. Cartman in "Volcano"