Brian Boitano got screwed!

Feb 9, 2002, 7:41 PM ET8 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Skinnyboyalt.tv.southpark

Where was he during the Olympic ceremony? We saw half a dozen U.S. skaters and no Brian? He could've used his magical fire breath to light the flame. *sigh* He must be off saving the world. :-(

Howard Shubs↩ Skinnyboyalt.tv.southpark

In article , [email] wrote:

Is he on the team?

Howard S Shubs "Run in circles, scream and shout!" "I hope you have good backups!" Aren't there any networked SJFs around?
Skinnyboy↩ Howard Shubsalt.tv.southpark

On Sat, 09 Feb 2002 21:20:25 -0500, Howard S Shubs wrote:

Nope, but they had olympic skaters, skiers, etc. from past years carrying the torch around the stadium.

Anita the number one Vance fan↩ Skinnyboyalt.tv.southpark

Nope, but they had olympic skaters, skiers, etc. from past years carrying the torch around the stadium.

Brian just had his appendix taken out. That's why he wasn't there. *~Anita*~ http://vanceypants.pitas.com/ I would like to see a cartoon called "The Adventures of That Guy On the Quaker
Skinnyboy↩ Anita the number one Vance fanalt.tv.southpark

On 10 Feb 2002 19:13:54 GMT, [email] (Anita the number one Vance fan) wrote:

OK, I suppose he's got an excuse. Still, with all his powers, I'd think he'd have discovered a way to heal himself. Maybe that's next on his to-do list.

Anita the number one Vance fan↩ Skinnyboyalt.tv.southpark

I read in the paper that he's heading to the games this week, to do commentary or something. *~Anita*~ http://vanceypants.pitas.com/ I would like to see a cartoon called "The Adventures of That Guy On the Quaker Oats Box" -someone off of the message boards on yesterdayland.com

D.G. Porter↩ Skinnyboyalt.tv.southpark

[email] wrote:

When Brian Boitano felt stabbing pains In his lower abdomen, He used his magical healing powers To make himself feel fit again.

And when Brian Boitano's appendix burst, His guts all filled with pus! 'Cuz Brian Boitano's just a dork like every-body...

So watch as Brian Boitano writhes And goes all septic too! And if you ignore the warning signs, That could happen to you too! And if you ignore the warning signs, That could happen to you too! And if you ignore the warning signs, That could hap-pen - to - you, too! Now Brian Boitano's decaying goo!