Psychomania Part 2
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CARTMAN Ay! Mister coach driver person! Are we nearly there yet?
MR GARRISON Yeah! We ought to be there by now, look! It's going dark!
DRIVER I think we must have taken the wrong road back in Indianapolis!
PIP Excuse me but doesn't that sign say Houston?
MR GARRISON HOUSTON? Who hired this useless driver?
[Driver whispers something to Mr Garrison]
Oh yes. It was me wasn't it.
DRIVER May I suggest we find a motel and stop the night and try to get to Washington in the morning?
MR GARRISON Sounds like the best thing to do. So where's the nearest motel then?
KYLE Looks like there's one about 1/2 km down the road!
MR GARRISON Ah yes. Gates Motel. We can stop here.
KYLE Gates Motel?
[Kyle looks a bit queasy]
STAN Yeah so? Are you alright dude?
[Kyle faints]
[Inside the reception of the motel]
[No sign of anyone so Mr Garrison rings the bell]
MR GARRISON Oh come on you son of a bitch, just listen for the bell!
[Tall, lanky guy comes in]
MR GARRISON (sarcastic) Oh thank the lord!
MR GATES Yes sir, how may I help?
MR GARRISON I'd like a room please.
MR GATES A room?
MR GARRISON No, a tin of picked strawberries, oh sweet Jesus, of course we want a room!
MR GATES I would have thought you'd want more than one room for all of you?
MR GARRISON Well of course we do, look, we'll take 10 rooms.
MR GATES Okay, there are your keys, sorry about the wait, I was changing the bedding.
MR GARRISON Okay children, let's get moving!
[The children walk out of the motel and on to the veranda. Kyle looks over his shoulder. There's a big house up on a hill and in one of the rooms he sees a silhouette of an old woman at the window]
KYLE Aaaaahh!
[Kyle faints]
MR GARRISON Kyle Broslofski, what is wrong with you today?
STAN I think he's just feeling a little peaky today.
MR GARRISON Just get him out of the road Stanley.
[Pip walks over to Cartman]
PIP Would you mind terribly if I shared a room with you Eric, it's just that all the other rooms are full and I have nowhere to sleep�
CARTMAN Pip, if I was you, would you let me stay with you?
PIP Oh yes, of course I would.
CARTMAN No you wouldn't. Go sleep with someone else you stupid Frenchman!
PIP Righty-ho!
[Room 1]
BEBE I'm just going to take a shower okay Wendy?
WENDY Sure, but make sure I get some hot water! Actually, I'm just going out, to see Stan.
BEBE Okay, I'll see you later.
[Room 2]
STAN I'll get it Kyle.
WENDY Hi Stan.
STAN Hi Wendy.
WENDY Are you going to let me in or what?
STAN Sure, come right in.
WENDY Is Kyle alright after what happened earlier?
STAN Yeah, I dunno what freaked him out though.
WENDY Bebe's just having a shower so I thought I'd pop round and see how you were settling in.
KYLE What! You're in Room 1 right?
WENDY Yeah.
KYLE Quick! We need to get her out of that shower at once!
STAN Dude, what are you on?
KYLE Shut up and move!
[Room 1]
WENDY Ooops.
KYLE Whaddya mean 'ooops'
WENDY I left the key on my bedside table.
KYLE You did what? Damn it. We're gonna have to break the door down. 1, 2, 3! [Door caves in]
KYLE Bebe!
BEBE Who is it?
KYLE It's Kyle.
BEBE What are you doing in here?
KYLE Shut up. I'll answer questions later. Just get out of the shower. Move!
[Bebe comes rushing out of the shower]
BEBE What's going on?
STAN Yeah, this is nuts Kyle - what's going on in that thick head of yours?
KYLE This place is freaking me out - hang on, I've got to check something.
[Kyle walks across the room, away from the shower and takes a picture off the wall]
KYLE Look!
STAN What?
KYLE Look!
[Kyle points to a tiny hole in the middle of the wall]
STAN What is that?
KYLE It's a spy hole. Like some people have on their doors so they can see who is knocking before they open it.
STAN Then how did you know it was there?
KYLE I had a gut feeling.
STAN Pretty damn good one. And another thing, what's it doing behind a picture?
KYLE I reckon it's time I started to explain this...
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