Mecha-Streisand for both, except the quote for #1 is in the past tense, because Cartman was being a fat little liar as usual.
-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me
"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me
<pounces> Ohmygod, get the hell on AIM so we can wriiiiiite! <catches her breath> Ok, that was loud of me, but..por favor? <doe eyes>
-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me
"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me
In article , BassPlyr23 writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...
Answer to number 1: Mecha Streisand. Cartman and Kyle are on TV for finding the triangle and Cartman says "So Kyle found the triangle, and I said, 'Kyle, I will kick you in the nuts,' and I did, and he cried, LIKE NANCY KERRIGAN!" Then Kyle yells "YOU FAT LIAR, CARTMAN!"
Answer to number 2: Mecha Streisand. BTW, the general spelling is "Roshambo", heh. "First, I kick you squar in the nards as hard as I can, then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can and we go back and forth and the first person to fall over loses."
Mecha Streisand. "I said Kyle, I'll kick you in the nuts for it, and I kicked him in the nuts, and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan." "YOU LIAR CARTMAN!" "SCREW YOU TRIANGLE THEIF!" Don't ask how I recall it, I've seen that one the least.
On 02 Nov 1999 11:58:11 GMT, [email] (BassPlyr23) wrote:
Actually, it was, "I kicked him in the nuts..." - Mechastreisand. Cartman says the line while being interviewed after the half of the triangle is found.
Same episode.
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