M. Garrison = William Garrison

Jul 14, 2007, 3:00 AM ET29 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Walter Traprockalt.tv.southpark

Well, i was taking a break watching the Didn't You Hear movie, when I stumbled on the historical origins of Mrs. (formerly Mr.) Garrison, from reading the Anti-Slavery Reader. You see, Mrs. Garrison is based on William Garrison, famous abolitionist. Reading him, I must say, he comes across as an asshole, so naturally I thought about Mr/Mrs Garrison. Turns out one of the Southpark secrets is broken, or was I sposed to already know this? Well, gee, it wasn't that obvious to me, i must be a fool.

Hence the 'Mr Slave' character...

And according to Amazon.com, Mr. Garrison is based on William Lloyd Garrison.

So you're right.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
seon fergusonJeßusalt.tv.southpark

"Je�us" wrote in message news:f7n8l3$jbm$[email]...

I'd check with wikipeda on that one but I'm to tierd to do research so I'll just take your word for it.

Jeßusseon fergusonalt.tv.southpark

I'm so honored.

Why wikipedia should be regarded concise, authoritative and the last word on everything is unfortunate.

Speaking of Garrison... how did 'Mr Hat' disappear from the series? Was he killed off or scripted out in some other way, or did he simply never appear again? I'm aware that he became somewhat redundant after Garrison's 'coming out'/sex change, but I just cannot recall how or when he disappeared.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
seon fergusonJeßusalt.tv.southpark

"Je�us" wrote in message news:f7uj5p$tit$[email]...

Hmmm good question I know he left Garrison once and he had that lame ass mr twig but he came back. Dont worry I wont use wikipeda to find out this time!

Hehe :)

If you ever find out let me know. I kinda miss him but I guess what with the sex change etc, Garrison's character has enough going on.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

"Je�us" wrote in message news:f7v4cf$cdc$[email]...

Mr Hat was in 612 - A Ladder to Heaven, and Mr Slave was introduced in 614 - The Death Camp of Tolerance. I don't recall any actual exit for Mr Hat.

George "Kyle, I swear, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my asshole right now, I'd leap across the room and kick you in the nuts" - Eric Cartman - 19 March 2003

That makes sense, season 6 is the only one I dont have here. ta.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

"Wog George" wrote in message news:vEIoi.10479$[email]...

I didn't realise it was so soon. Maybe he dumped mr hat for mr slave because he realised mr slave wouldn't get him fired? Who knows? It would make an interesting episode one day. Also Jebus you should download season 6 it has some pretty good episodes. all of the ones Wog mentioned are winners in my books.>

"seon ferguson" wrote in message news:46a5435f$0$31432$[email]...

One of the episodes I mentioned is where Mr Garrison enlists the help of Mr Slave to get him sacked. Even when the class gerbil Lemmiwinks is inserted into Mr Slave's rectum in front of the class, he doesn't get fired. So No, I do, and it did indeed.

George "I got such a raging clue that I almost shot clue goo all over Joe." - Frank Hardly - 11 October 2006
Jeßusseon fergusonalt.tv.southpark

I watched the one with Oprah and her minge last night... rofl. Classic.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

"Je�us" wrote in message news:f86fac$r9a$[email]...

Actually, Je�us, that would be one that was almost universally hated when it hit the small screen. I, myself, gave it the benefit of the doubt and watched it again the following day. I found many elements of it funny the first time around, while almost cringing at times. I've seen it about 5 times now and find it very funny.

I think it was a sort-of "shock value" thing in some ways. The premise was so stupid, so I had to get that out of my system first. If Towelie, my favourite character, hadn't been in it, I wouldn't have given it a

That's interesting, George. Wasnt aware that it was so 'hated'... Yeah, it is absolutely stupid, no question about it... that is once aspect that made it funny. I also like the fact that it attacked Oprah in such a vulgar way.

When you say 'hated', was that by fans of the show, or just the general TV audience?

Towelie is likewise stupid, but I love him none the less. I'm still curious about what specifically was so disliked about the Oprah episode, I don't see how it is particularly different from other SP episodes?

I have not been what you'd call a hard core SP fan over the years, but always liked the show. It has only been in recent months that I have bothered to download every episode, and have been watching them one by one.

So far I would have to say 'Scott Tenorman Must Die' is my clear favourite... As for my least favourite, not sure, but one that does stand out is the 911 conspiracy conspiracy episode... it really wore thin about 2/3rds of the way through.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

"Je�us" wrote in message news:f8jjgi$csv$[email]...

The comments about "A Million Little Fibers" in this newsgroup gave the game away. They included, but were not limited to,...

"What a f*cking pile of ridiculous, retarded bullsh*t that episode was... 2/10 at best"

"I thought it was terrible... "

"Wow. And I thought "Smug Alert" was bad. But this...this...I have no words. Wow."

"I hate to say it, but this is the first episode in which I didn't laugh once."

"Matt & Trey had to be fucking BAKED to come up with this piece of shit."

"Smug Alert was a good episode. But this was AWFUL. Totally unwatchable."

"I can't think of any worse than AMLF"

On the other side of the coin, we had someone remark "I just watched South Park 1005, "A Million Little Fibers," and it was so hilarious."

Personally, I found it to be a particularly poor episode upon the first viewing, but it's actually pretty good now that I've seen it 4 or 5 times.

Towelie is a charming because he's such a stupid character. I'd hate to see a Towelie-ban...

I don't really know. The first half of Season 10 seemed to meet with the same reaction too but, on reflection, the episodes weren't quite so horrid at all. Perhaps they weren't actually as good which is why it took me a while to like them, or the style was a bit different, or somethingorother...

I'm not a hard core fan at all. With 160 episodes so far, I've probably only watched South Park about 1200 times.

Great ep, but I'd be hard pressed to come up with an actual favourite. I'll have a stab at it in another post soon after I've refreshed my memory.

The ridiculous Hardly Boys saved the day though, and also Mr Mackie giving his description of how the "fudge dragon" was dropped in the urinal...

What I've found is that some episodes have fairly poor main plots but hilarious side plots, and some are the other way around. In general, the shows are very good even if some don't quite measure up when you watch them the first time around. The first half of Season 10 and only a handful of other episodes fit into that category though as far as I'm concerned.

George "I got such a raging clue that I almost shot clue goo all over Joe." - Frank Hardly - 11 October 2006
Jeßusseon fergusonalt.tv.southpark

seon ferguson wrote: <snip>

Doing that right now... someone kindly filled my request on alt.binaries.southpark :)

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
seon fergusonJeßusalt.tv.southpark

"Je�us" wrote in message news:f86f7o$r9a$[email]...

Cool I wish I could re watch season 6 as if it was new. There were some good ep's.

I think I found out what happened to mr Hat. In "The death camp of tolerance" mr Garrison used mr slave to try and get him fired and must have just stopped using mr hat while mr slave was the "teachers ass" (mr Hat was in the first scene where he became the kids teacher again).

Why he didn't start using mr Hatt again after he became a "women" I don't know. Maybe that helped him cope with his sexuality the way mr Hatt helped him. If you saw the episode with dr Katz you'd understand.

LOL... I watched this same episode just two nights ago myself :)

Either way, you're right about the way Mr Hat made his exit.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Seon FergusonJeßusalt.tv.southpark

"Je�us" wrote in message news:f9hb6s$nlr$[email]...

Must have been a coincidence. Unless of course you saw it on the comedy channel.

JeßusSeon Fergusonalt.tv.southpark

Nope, I recently downloaded season six from Usenet.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free - Goethe
Seon FergusonJeßusalt.tv.southpark

"Je�us" wrote in message news:faqsm9$kg1$[email]...

You should get the commedy channel. the same episode is shown at least 3 or 4 times a year. Thats how often they show it.

Oh, I don't doubt that one bit :)

I've had Pay TV (as it is called in Australia) a few times over the years, but I never end up watching it... just repeats the same shit over and over and over...

I don't watch any TV channels whatsoever any more, all that happens is I get really pissed off, really fast... so what's the point? I'm not even sure the TV antenna is still connected.

I either buy DVDs or download what I want - then watch it when I want, without ads and all the other shit.

Fuck 'em.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free - Goethe
Seon FergusonJeßusalt.tv.southpark

"Je�us" wrote in message news:favqn5$2v3$[email]...

good point the last good thing on pay TV was hmmm about a month ago or so. The rest is rubbish. Some people dont have the luxery of being able to buy DVD's like you or I.

"Seon Ferguson" wrote in message news:46d7e564$0$12082$[email]...

I wouldn't be so quick to make such a remark. There's always a good plane crash on National Geographic, Green Acres on Fox Classics, Red Dwarf on UK TV, and South Park amongst the shit on Comedy Channel of course. At those too frequent times when the TV guide draws a complete blank, though, Animal Planet's usually interesting. Having said that, I generally turn the TV off once the situation becomes critical.

I do but I generally don't. I just bought a music DVD from the US on eBay though. Thankfully dedicated-region players were outlawed in Australia in 2001 or thereabouts (thank you Prof Allan Fels, who committed this kind act just before he retired from the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission). As far as I know, most if not all players have hidden menus to select regions anyway, no matter where you happen to live.

George "Strike me down while you can, but it won't make your dried up ovaries any more fertile." - Eric Cartman - 3 May 2006

"Wog George" wrote in message news:P0SBi.28918$[email]...

Yeah but i've seen red Dwarf so many times I know most of the episodes of by heart. But I guess there is some good classic TV shows. I havnt seem green achers much but the other classic shows i like.

I buy DVD's all the time. In fact I'm working on relacing all my VHS tapes with DVD's.

"Seon Ferguson" wrote in message news:46d8e595$0$12132$[email]...

I relaced all of my DVD's with the old VHS tape that I didn't need anymore.

George "If I was a towel, why would I be wearing this hat and this fake moustache" - Steven McTowelie - 19 April 2006

"Seon Ferguson" wrote in message news:46da245e$0$28524$[email]...

It's no so hard. The tricky part is threading the tape through the hole in the DVD.

George "Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares?! It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap!" - Eric Cartman - 20 August 1997