Croff Dinners

Ok, I looked for an FAQ, sorry if this one has come up before, but what the hell are Croff Dinners?

I'm guessing it *is* a brand of food, maybe Canadian, perhaps it causes flatulence as well, who knows. Anyone have an answer?

In article , [email] (Jonathan Mock) writes:

Probably a take on Kraft Dinners.

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia N 32 21 13 W 81 17 56

Kraft Dinners, as is Mac & Cheese, I believe... You ARE referring to Bob and Margaret aren't you?? Sounds to similar not to be.

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On 22 May 1999 13:53:14 GMT, [email] (HippiChk79) wrote:

Uh... no... guess you haven't been watching SP too much. Kraft Dinners were mentioned several times by Terrence and Phillip. Apparently a very popular Canadian meal.

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Which episode, cause I've seen most of them... I guess I just dont' pay as much attention to T&P as to the rest of the show =)

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In article , [email] (Lone Wolf) wrote:

I'm sure I sure T&P standing outside a "Croff" ("Kroff") dinner restuarant in NWMA. But it's as I thought, Canadian food.

Ta.

Jonathan Mock wrote in message ...

It's in NWMA...

And they *couldn't* use Kraft, or they would have had their arses sued off !!

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In article , [email] (Jonathan Mock) writes:

Well, A&W root beer used to have their own drive-in restaurants. Why not them? :-D

I thought it was Kraft or Kroft, but I reckon they are a brand of TV dinners.

They're macaroni and cheese dinners. :) The macaroni comes in a box, with a little pouch of powdered cheese. You first boil the macaroni for about 10 minutes, then add the powdered cheese, along with milk and butter, to make the cheese turn into actual cheese sauce. That's basically what that schtuff is. :)

Just sharing the extent of my cooking abilities. This and Jell-O and instant pudding, and I'm set. ;P

Jonathan Mock wrote in message ...

Even *I* know that!

It's Kraft Dinner... (A easy-cook macaroni and cheese thing.)

I thought *that* kind of stuff was Worldwide!??

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In article , "Covenant" wrote:

While I'm at it, what the hell is circumcision?

:-)

Jonathan Mock wrote in message ...

That's what happens when you sail aboat around the world...

 ; ' )

In article , "Covenant" writes:

Good one. :-)

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia N 32 21 13 W 81 17 56

Just my own perspective, but as a Canadian, I have not met any fellow countrymen / women who actually eat or enjoy Kraft Dinner; its usually the food staple of University students or people of modest financial background; Moreover, we don't talk with pseudo-lame British accents. although the portrayal of Terrance and Philip is quite funny..................

In article , "MiG-31" wrote:

But do your heads wobble up and down like T&P?

:-)

I think the psuedo English accents are Parker and Stones own way of distinguishing Canadians from Americans. In fact I think NWMA says more about how other people view Canadians than it does about Canadians themselves.

Theres one question that bothers me......What do Kraft dinners taste like and are they any good?

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aaaaah is it only Macaroni and cheese or are there other dishes ?

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In article , [email] (DanD909) writes:

They taste great, sort of like melted cheese on corn chips, but milder. The less water, or milk, you add to it, the better the taste. They're very filling, too.

LOL!!

Steve, go have a lie down, you're sounding like an advert :)

In article , "Tags" writes:

You're right. I guess I need to lay off the stuff, for awhile. :-P

Yeah but His advert worked.....I seem to have a wierd craving for kraft dinners and Cheezy poofs ?!? ......maybe i need to Lay down

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In article , [email] (DanD909) writes:

Maybe you'd like to wash that down with a nice cup... of Tweek's coffee. Like a cool breeze on a hot, humid summer day, Tweek's coffee reinvigorates you when you're feeling down.

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Ahh! The metaphors, man!

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Am I the only one on the planet that doesn't like Macaroni and Cheese? To me the stuff tastes like crap.

It's the poor man's pasta. Mac and cheese, along with ramen noodles and unsweetened Kool Aid, makes a cheap and filling, if totally unhealthy, diet.

Mr. Dead

In article , [email] (DanD909) writes:

OK, for something that uses a day-glo powder for cheese...

Glow in the dark dinners..........spooky :o)

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In article , [email] (DanD909) writes:

If you get a REALLY cheap generic version, the color is closer to purple than orange-yello. :-O

GROSS!!

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MiG-31 wrote in message news:ZsT13.7809$[email]...

background;

Like everyone else on this thread has already pointed out, it's referring to Kraft dinners as in Mac and Cheese. IMHO it's not like, a special Canadian thing or anything; the word just sounds like, "Croff" because of T&P's accents.

-Toni

Jonathan Mock wrote:

In article , [email] (Jonathan Mock) writes:

It's their name for "Kraft Macoroni & Cheese" boxed stuff.

In article , [email] (SilverRaven) writes:

I thought it was the length described by a circle? ( C = 2r*PI)

<<I thought it was the length described by a circle? ( C = 2r*PI)>>

No, Eric, that's circumference. But that's okay, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (no offense intended)

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I see to remember there was a "circumspect" joke (I had that done when I was a kid) in an old Carry On movie once.