"Blubber the Rainbow"
by Michael J Paluka (Xebot)BIG GAY AL: Hello, everybody! I'm so happy you could attend! We have a really super show for you tonight! I'd like to introduce you to our first performer, little Eric Cartman, and HIS version of "Over the Rainbow"!
CARTMAN: I'M NOT GAY! I'm just doing this for the cheesy-poofs!
CARTMAN: [SINGING TO "OVER THE RAINBOW".]
Somewhere over the rainbow,
Hippies wail,
There's a hippie that survived,
'Cause he did not inhale.BIG GAY AL: Is this, like, political or something?
CARTMAN: [SINGING]
Somewhere over the rainbow,
Skies are blue,
And the trees that you dare to hug,
Fall on top of you!BIG GAY AL: I don't know if this is so "super"?
CARTMAN: [SINGING]
Some day I'll play the lottery,
And win back what Mexicans stole from me...BIG GAY AL: That's definitely un-super...
CARTMAN: [SINGING]
Where troubles melt like cheesy-poofs,
Into larger cheesy-poofs,
That's where you'll find me... Somewhere over the rainbow,
Hippies die,
Cops can beat hippies senseless,
Why then, oh why can't I?BIG GAY AL: Uh, well, wasn't that ... something?!
CARTMAN: I want my cheesy-poofs, faggot!