Cartmans Mom

Now that Tom from Toms Rhinoplasty has been revealed, One of the few mysteries that remain is Cartman's mom. She needs more on-air time to help explain a few things such as The cover of Crack-whore Magazine, Cartmans dad, a possible fling with Ned (Volcano - How are you Mrs. Cartman?), her twisted lesbian advice to Eric, the Hitler costume she made for Eric, the dildo, Hanging up a Nixon poster for Halloween, why she can cook so well, etc. I am sure there are many more I am forgetting.

BTW, "The Substitute" was my favorite episode. So many laughs - one after the other. The "licking the carpet" line alone almost made me pee my pants.

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Rich Guarino wrote:

ned cartmans dad?!? i think just because he talked to her doesnt mean anything but that as for the lesbian advice (tell is there any advice you can give an 8 year boy on how to become a lesbian that isnt twisted?)

hitler costume was merely ethnic pride

dildo well see is a lone parent she must get lonely sometimes

and as for Tricky Dicky well what could be scarery than a Dick Nixon supporter (no this is not a play on words for athletic supporter)