cartman's mom is his dad.

Jul 15, 2002, 7:33 PM ET19 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.southpark
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How could cartmans mom not be known as a hermaphrodite to all of south park, if she is so loose. Most guys would notice a 6 inch appendage sticking out of a girls crotch

On Mon, 15 Jul 2002 23:33:44 GMT, [email] ([email]) wrote:

It's a cartoon. It doesn't matter.

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spauldingaechillalt.tv.southpark

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That bugged me too.

"So She is a he?" Dr. Mephesto: "No, but she does have penis!" *Lots of Puking*

I would think you'd notice if the girl you were having sex with had a (presumably erect) penis there.

Though they were all pretty damn drunk too......

I thought it was: "No, but she did have penis!" Probably she had it removed somewhere thereafter *shiver*

Howard ShubsDenHangalt.tv.southpark

In article , "DenHang" wrote:

Doubtful, since she apparently -fathered- Cartman.

"Run in circles, scream and shout!" I hope you have good backups! Are there any more networked SJFs around?

If she did not have her penis removed AFTER *sigh* she fathered Cartman, then explain to me what happened with her penis in the episode 'Something you can do with your finger'?

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Howard ShubsDenHangalt.tv.southpark

In article , "DenHang" wrote:

It probably got hard.

"Run in circles, scream and shout!" I hope you have good backups! "Is this the right place for an argument?"

Of course, and it's only one inche tall, so she can hide it easily. Btw: since she fathered Cartman, she also should have a scrotum. Where dit that go?

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"DenHang" wrote in message news:ah3gok$ga2$[email]...

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Maybe she explains it away as a really bad case of Hemorrhoids?

Did you see the "Playboy centerfold" ad where she posed in skimpy panties? It didn't look 6 inches long to me. Maybe they just think she has a huge clit.

PZB

I saw it. For those who, didn't: http://baolammy.freeyellow.com/sp/SP2-3.jpg

It certainly looks to be ~6" to me, and that's not necessarily at full-staff, either.

It's not a fan drawing. Breayle_sp is none other than Breayle, the Webmaster for South Park Studios, so I'm assuming it's from M&T&Co.

Willie Westwood http://www.spscriptorium.com/

Doggie-style ? You did catch the glimt of her and Mr. Mackey in "Something to do with your finger" ? and what the boys found on the internet in the movie ?

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I havent seen that episode. Was she both father and mother to Cartman, or did she impregnate another woman, and does the story say anything about who that was?

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Willie WestwoodNHalt.tv.southpark

Nope, just his father. Who his mother was would have been the next question to answer, but Cartman had enough trouble finding out who his father was; he had had enough. "AAAA, forget it!!"

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