Easter Island (Chilean) Superiority

Easter Island is the most superior nation on earth. Here's why;

1. Fabulous big heads
2. Worlds best freestyle pistol shooters
3. Sexiest women
4. All those heads
5. Finest wicker baskets
6. Beautiful language
7. Big bouncing 'native-girl' breasts
8. Big heads on the beach
9. Worlds best j'ai a'lai players
10. Best aerial acrobats;
     'The Flying Rapa Nui's'
11. Great big rock heads
12. Originators of Champaigne
13. Best flag
14. A national anthem you
      can dance to.
15. Famous Easter Island cats
16. Look at all those heads
17. Aircraft refridgeration technician
      assistant trainees.
18. Hittlers' kids
19. Big butt native girls
20. Again with the heads

Thanks, Dave

what does that have to do with south park? Diamond Dave wrote in message ...

Why are there so many people that have nothing better to do than ask what things have to do with South Park? ;)

After T&P April fools episode, a lot of nationalism came out, He's just making fun of us... jerk-ass.

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC Go Roughriders!

Damn newbies don't like the way the furniture's arranged. :-)

No, no, no... we went through this, and you told me how to properly respond... SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! LOOK AT ME! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, FUCKHEAD!!!

And so, once again, the student passes the teacher, grasshoppah... the cycle of years is renewed, my son...

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC Go Roughriders!

I am pleased to have passed your final test, sensai. (bowing) :-)

Ben Yarbrough wrote in message ...

just

But you not truly adept until you can snatch one cheezy-poof from masters hand.

LM
:o]

Isn't Easter Island a diserted island where a once thriving society once flourshied untill their became extinct. I just love to bring this up.

Chris Sobieniak wrote in message ... Isn't Easter Island a diserted island where a once thriving society once flourshied untill their became extinct. I just love to bring this up.

A now deserted island where a thriving society once flourished until they used up all of their natural resources to build big stone heads for no discernable purpose and died off.

Bradley Scott Newman wrote:

(another blast from the Drill Instructor in"Full Metal Jacket":)

PRIVATE SNOWBALL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO POST TO MY BELOVED NEWSGROUP? FROM NOW ON, THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOUR 286 PROCESSOR WILL BE "SIR!" DO YOU READ ME???

Dude! I never knew Easter Island had so many groovy things going for it. COOL! And Wazzup with those big heads anyway.

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