Has anyone heard anything about Tom Hanks buying the rights to SouthPark for the sole purpose of cancelling? I heard this is the only season that will ever air! Please tell me this isn't true! If it is, I'm calling for the immediate assassination of Tom Hanks.... Please, someone tell me I'm nuts!
ViperBane "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"
You heard it wrong. It was Bob Eubanks. - Pierre Bautista Ikari Warrior The Worldwide Leader in Village Idiocy "Pardon me for being rude. It wasn't me, it was my food. It came right up to say hello, and now its right back down below" - INT'L MAN OF MYSTERY, AUSTIN DANGER POWERS
Sounds like this rumor has surfaced before...glad its just a rumor...
Guess I can also start liking Tom Hanks again....
~ViperBane~
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned"
Southpark and DS9 Forever!"That'd be an anal probe in the butt, bob."
No, I read in the paper it was Bob Saget
more like Bob FAGGOT
Dear Maagic.
Please don't take this wrong, but in the spirit of the holidays, why don't you crawl back under that slimy rock you were born under?
Andrew wrote in article ...
Actually, I saw on a news blurb that it was Bob Cratchett. First Christmas, next South Park.
Quotes are entirely fictional, and not based on real people including Marty Mankins . Articles crossposted with alt.tv.southpark may contain vulgar language and should not be read by anyone: @ Andrew wrote in article @ ... @ > > : You heard it wrong. It was Bob Eubanks. @ > @ > No, I read in the paper it was Bob Saget @ >
@ Actually, I saw on a news blurb that it was Bob Cratchett. First @ Christmas, next South Park.
Wrong, it was Spiro Agnew!
Actually, I recently heard a rumour about the SPIROGRAPH company getting in on it. :)
Nope. It was the spiral stairs in the Ramsey case.
where else would an anal probe go?
On 24 Dec 1997 08:11:31 GMT, [email] (IJfan) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
What's the difference between an oral probe and an anal probe?
oral goes in your MOUTH, dumbass
On Wed, 24 Dec 1997 10:36:27 -0600, Maagic offered this unto Shub-Internet:
I see you've never heard the joke, so I'll enlighten you. Q: What's the difference between and oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? A: The taste.
No, no, no. You are all wrong. It was Anson Williams.
better yet how do tell the difference between an oral and anal themometer
you ready
by the taste
oh well maybe you already heard this one
Bob the Soul Crusher wrote in article ...
SouthPark
[email] (Bob the Soul Crusher) questions:
If you don't know, you can't be my dentist anymore.
Steve *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~**~ Humans are the only species to protect their stupid from natural selection
HEY!!! I'm a dirty little bastard, too! (Stan)
looks like mr hankey has a cavity
Fyrcanine wrote in article ...
selection
you bunghole it was Bob Barker that price is right dude
And you're sure it wasn't Bob Marley?
Andrew wrote:
How about Bob Dole?
Andrew wrote in article ...
Ok, here's the latest word. It's Bob and Doug McKensie from up north. They are jealous that South Park was not created in Canada. Their official statement today: "Take off, Hoser!! Aye"
Last time I heard this rumor it was Tom Selleck. :-)
Hmmm, I heard it was Tom Jones ?! :)
In article ,
No, it was Tom Arnold, but he bought it because he wants to replace Chef.
On 22 Dec 1997 23:25:00 -0700, [email] (Nick S Bensema) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
No no no no. Tom & Jerry, of cartoon fame, have bought the show. Jerry wants to be one of the mice that eat Kenny after he dies, and Tom shall be featured in a later episode as the feline version of Sparky.
Bob the Soul Crusher wrote in article ...
Chef.
No, I heard it was Tom Skeritt so he could build a "picket fence" around South Park. (obvious pun)
it was tom anderson because SP reminds him of B&B
Marty Mankins wrote in article ...
On 23 Dec 1997 01:55:57 GMT, [email] (Viper Bane) wrote:
Someone buying the rights to South Park assumes that they are for sale. Since I seriously doubt that Parker/Stone or even CC (face it, its their highest rated show, ever!) would sell the cash cow, no matter how much someone wanted to pay. The well is, as they say, bottomless.
Darin Vas Defrens!
ever air! Please tell me this isn't true! If it is, I'm calling for the immediate
If you read it on the Internet of course its true. But your still nuts.
"...enjoy the Internet while it lasts.. ...it's only a fad" - Flauntleroy
In article ,
Oh yea it's true. And if you had been listening to Kenny's mumbeling you would have heard him say it quite clearly. You probably listened to those lunkheads that went on and on about big titties and vaginas. If you ask them their mothers name they'd answer big titties and vaginas. Kenny knows man. Kenny tells all. He's soothsayer. A philanthropist. A thespian. A gladiator.
-Jeem, your better start listening to Kenny. Before it's to late. ======================================================================== http://www.mcs.net/~jjd Steatopygias's 'R' Us. doh#0000000005 That ain't no Hottentot. Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. tbtw#6. s.s.m#8. There ain't no more "For why should my freedom be judged by another's conscience?" -- Paul 1 Corinthians 10:29 ========================================================================
god will you shut up already
first tom selleck now tom hanks what a freaking retard
i hope you get a pleasure vibe 2000 for xmas and fall on it
Viper Bane wrote in article ...
for
will ever
immediate
On 23 Dec 1997 01:55:57 GMT, [email] (Viper Bane) wrote:
That's funny, *I* heard a rumor that Tom Hanks wants to be a guest voice on SP...
Hmmmm......I heard it was Tom Thumb, acting as an agent of Billy
Barty.....
@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@ You've
@@@@@@ Been
@@@@@ Twisted!
@@@
@@
@ ����--Tammy Tornado--����lmaoooooooooooooooo
this topic has gotten extremely out of hand
Or any other body part for that matter :)
Can anyone tell me if the whole Tom Hanks thing is verifiably true? Can tragedy strike this hard?
On 9 Jan 1998 18:24:23 GMT, [email] (McJessy) Dissed us like this, Gus:
what tom hanks thing?
The whole stupid rumor that he'll buy CC to cancel SP. Same has been said about a dozen other Tom's. It's stupid and I still can't believe after these months of it being flamed, people are still guilible enough to believe it.
Rock
On 9 Jan 1998 22:58:16 GMT, [email] (Rocker1018) Dissed us like this, Gus:
oh, i thought he died or something. why would he wanna cancel SP? he'd buy CC only to find out that SP is the best show on there!
You know, even if this rumor ended up being true (which I don't think will *ever* happen), it wouldn't hurt SP a bit. It would generate a lot more interest in the show (which, incredible as it seems, *is* possible), and the show would probably move to another channel. A lot of people here seem to like the idea of SP on HBO, for instance. I personal don't want this to happen either, but hypothetically it could.
There is *always* another way to get SP to the drooling masses.
Jim
On 9 Jan 1998 18:24:23 GMT, [email] (McJessy) wrote:
what tom hanks thing? please don't tell me that wanker is going to be on south park! maybe they can just give him an animal part too, like with george clooney...
The Tom Hanks thing is NOT true...for heaven's sake, the internet has turned into one big tabloid! ;)