I normally never watch sports, but my buddy's brother is a Vikings fan who flew all the way to New York to see them play the Jets, and he insisted I watch the game with him on television.
The whole thing seemed rather stupid, big burly sweaty men tackling each other and patting each others' butts, but Brett Favre made it worth watching.
Brett Favre is so hot! Sometimes I like to pretend I'm alone in a sauna with him and a bottle of Thousand Island dressing.
There are supposedly some nude photos of Brett floating around the Internet, but I haven't found them yet. I'll keep searching, though.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = "I'm most proud of not liking sports. That would be my proudest achievement, because America is so wrapped up in sports and sports figures. But I don't believe in them, and when I see it I just pretend like it doesn't exist." -- Marilyn Manson = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =