Wednesday's episode

May 2, 2003, 9:16 PM ET34 posts by 11 posters
34 posts
ZoeWebber

Wasn't what I expected. I thought it was going to be about the Indians cheating Gerald out of his money and everyone tries to help him overcome his gambling problem. I thought last week's episode that spoofed cop shows was way better! I didn't really like this episode too much.

Z.W.
HeavyarmsZoeWebber

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I thought it was great. It was just a parallel on the whole way the Indians were treated when the white man came over here. Oh, wait, I mean Native Americans, sorry.

The Round eye: Took advantage of the Indianses weaknesses (like alcohol) Infected the Indians with disease they had not been exposed to Force Indians to move from their homes Did it all for their own selfish reasons

So in the SP episode the Indians... Took advantage of the White Man's weakness (gambling) Infected the White Man with SARS Forced South Parkians from their homes to make room for the four lane to Denver. Did it all for their own selfish reason

Moral of the story (choices): A. Turn about's fair play B. Those in power will always take advantage of others C. Rubbing Chinese people on blankets, then giving the blankets to someone to infect them with SARS is funny (There's only a 98% chance that you'll live) D. A, B, and C E. A and C, but not B F. A,B, and E but not D or C G. Make up your own damn moral F (again) Screw you guys, I'm going home.

HA, ha, ha, ha, HA, ha, ha, ha!

RogerHeavyarms

Duh.

"Heavyarms" <jentrytee (at) pee-puhl-pee-see (dot) com> wrote in message news:[email]...

Indians

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That GuyHeavyarms

"Heavyarms" <jentrytee (at) pee-puhl-pee-see (dot) com> wrote in message news:[email]...

Give it a fucking rest.

That "joke" was old the first time you posted it, and you were lame for doing it. You're really beating it into the ground.

RogerThat Guy

You're expecting a lot from a guy named "heavyarms."

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HeavyarmsRoger

"Roger" wrote in message news:c_Wta.1444$[email]...

What's that supposed to mean. Do you feel you know the origin of my handle?

That GuyHeavyarms

"Heavyarms" <jentrytee (at) pee-puhl-pee-see (dot) com> wrote in message news:[email]...

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Now THAT was pretty good. See, you CAN be original. I don't have a problem with making fun of Native Americans or Indians or whatever you want to call them, but at least try to change the fucking joke once in a while or (GASP!) come up with your own. A joke gets worn out when you repeat it over and over, buttfucker. It was starting to seem like you had some kind of torch to burn over it.

HeavyarmsThat Guy

"That Guy" wrote in message news:pagua.38$[email]...

problem

call

(GASP!)

What difference does it make to you? What am I, on a sit-com that has "jumped the shark"? Do you want to write my jokes for me? I have a dead horse, and if I want to beat the shit out of it for a couple of days (with a whiffle ball bat, no less) I will! Don't think its funny? Go read someone else's posts.

That GuyHeavyarms

"Heavyarms" <jentrytee (at) pee-puhl-pee-see (dot) com> wrote in message news:[email]...

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Now this one was definitely less funny. You're going downhill. My suggestion would be to eat some cow manure. I hear it has essential nutrients that nourish the humorous and creative parts of your brain. In the future, maybe you should have someone proofread your posts for entertainment value before so you don't post another loser like this one.

Bean Fried PorkHeavyarms

"Heavyarms" <jentrytee (at) pee-puhl-pee-see (dot) com> wrote in message news:...

I'd like to take a guess. Are you a Gundam Wing fan?

-Beans, who normally lurks

HeavyarmsBean Fried Pork

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We have a winner! Damn! And I had this whole essay written about anime and "quality animation" and everything. Killjoy!

Antonio E. GonzalezHeavyarms

Does this mean you have a white-haired Arab boy and his big burly men lusting after you?

  • Vaughner

"That guy expliots his pets more than Bob Guccione!" - Marge Simpson

HeavyarmsAntonio E. Gonzalez

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I dunno. Maybe! It would make me feel special. *although it was only the white haired Arab boy doing the "lusting," not his merry men*

Bean Fried PorkHeavyarms

"Heavyarms" <jentrytee (at) pee-puhl-pee-see (dot) com> wrote in message news:...

Gundam Wing and South Park are _both_ quality animation. They are just very, very different. Gundam Wing would've benefitted from more characters hooking up though. Furthermore, though I used to think it would be pointless to draw South Park in a more visually appealing manner, the following sight changed my mind: http://www.geocities.com/proxectolipe/southpark

All the images on that site are ripped off from the homepage of thte Japanese girl who drew them, but I don't know what that homepage is.

-Beans

Natty_DreadBean Fried Pork

<snippety snip>

Now, those are really interesting! It would be cool if at some point Matt and Trey did an episode of South Park in anime, like they did with with the Simpsons in the Simpsons Did It ep.

Poppy Z. BriteNatty_Dread
No ... please ... noooo ...

I don't know why I have such a visceral hate-reaction to anime. Their freakishly big eyes and nine-mile-long eyelashes and cute-feral faces just make my gorge rise. I can't look at the shit for more than a second without wanting to kill somebody.

PZB

ChobeoPoppy Z. Brite

(Poppy Z. Brite) wrote:

You could always kill Kenny?

I'm all for some fresh visuals, change is good.

As long as that didn't effect their ability to comment on current events. (like the SARS/Injun episode)

What about a Rollie Pollie Olie version? Claymation? Live Action?

I think as long as the writing is good the rest will fall into place...but then...what do I know.

"Amy, what you gonna do? I think I could talk to you for a while, maybe longer if I do..."
HeavyarmsChobeo

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just make

wanting

You could, but then you'd be a bastard.

HeavyarmsBean Fried Pork

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I was being facetious. I regard King of the Hill as quality animation. Ditto for Beavis and Butthead.

But then it wouldn't be SP, anymore! To quote Wayne Campbell, "Much like Star Trek the Next Generation. It is in many ways superior, but will never be as recognized as the original."

But I do love the anime style pictures of those loveable 4th graders. Cool!

LooseChanjHeavyarms

On or about Tue, 13 May 2003 13:12:39 -0500, Heavyarms <> made the sensational claim that:

Boy did he miss the boat on that one.

And trim yer friggin' quotes god dammit!

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HeavyarmsLooseChanj

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Sorry, too lazy.

RogerHeavyarms

I have no idea of the origin, but I still think it's dumb.

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HeavyarmsRoger

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Okay, then you pick my handle for me, "Roger"

Antonio E. GonzalezThat Guy
"Why??!!"

*WHAP*

" . . . am I beating??!!"

*WHAP*

". . .this dead horse??!!"
  • Vaughner

"That guy expliots his pets more than Bob Guccione!" - Marge Simpson

HeavyarmsThat Guy

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You know what? You can suck my balls! You must be an Indian...I mean Native American. I'm not going to retract my joke, that would make me an Indian giver... I mean Native American giver. Oh well, I guess I'll go ride my motorcycle. Its an Indian Chief V-Twin. Sorry, Native American Chief V-Twin. My favorite baseball team is the Clevaland Indians...no, no, wait, Cleveland Native Americans. My son is outside right now playing Cowboys and Indians...hold on, Cowboys and Native Americans. Eat me, fucker.

That GuyHeavyarms

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Cleveland

How incredibly stupid you are. Thanks for the laugh, at least you're showing some improvement... though I'm laughing at you, not with you.

HeavyarmsThat Guy

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Cowboys

Well, at least I provided some entertainment for you. That's all I originally set out to do. As for laughing at me, I could care less what you do with your spare time, and don't really care about your opinion of me in the first place, since I don't know you from Adam. Like I said, don't want to read what I say, then you can either ignore me or killfile me, I could care less, dick.

That GuyHeavyarms

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Well, you started out with really weak sarcasm here but then went nowhere with it, shitstain. Nice try. Sheesh.

HeavyarmsThat Guy

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Why do I get the impression that you're some fat Dungeons and Dragons geek perched in the dark behind your computer monitor, wearing a "Winger" t-shirt? Perhaps if you spent more time developing your own witty repertoire, you wouldn't have so much time to critique mine. Shitstain's not very original.

GusHeavyarms

I'll bet it's just your right arm that's heavy. Time to give it a rest.

That GuyGus

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Cleveland

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LOL!

HeavyarmsGus

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*Being slow on the take* What? Oh, I get it, that's a masturbation joke. To quote that other-fount-of-vast-intellectual-raport guy, "Give it a fucking rest." And I'm ambi-dex-trose.