Is Catman's Mom a Slut or a Saint? Ms. Cartman otherwise known as Eric Cartman's mother is seen around town as a slut. But where do we get this idea? Ms. Cartman is no more than a slut, than you or me. Yes, over the years Ms. Cartman has slept around with basically everyone in this small town of South Park, but this does not define her as a slut, but more a philanthropist, a lover and giver to humanity. There is no true definition of the word slut because it is a word derived from grandparents to describe their disobedient daughters, from rich housewives that are so brittle and frigid they can not have sex with their husbands, and from preachers, teachers, and masturbators to warn the children of having premarital sex. The only reason Ms. Cartman is defined as a slut is because she is one of the most liked person in South Park. Anyway, the only reason she gets into the affairs with these men/women/things is because of the stress that she gets form being at home with her extremely fat, delusional and psychopathic son. Eric Cartman the town menace. Eric Cartman can beclassified as crazy. After reviewing video tapes, Dr. Watson Bleach Bulb Gulagheimer, of the West Pakistanian Institute of Northern China, had to say this, "that is the craziest son of a @#amp; I've ever seen. Any mother @$%#er that plays with dolls should be executed, hung, chopped in half and castrated." Dr. Watson Bleach Bulb Gulagheimer, is referring to the tapes of Cartman's Tea Party. The point I am trying to make is that Ms. Cartman is not a slut, but a misunderstood, falsely accused, very popular, ordinary women trying to get over her headaches of having a psychopath for a son.
Is Ms. Cartman A SLut or Saint?
<runs and hides under the bed> Mommy, I'm scared! Make it go away!
-Kim, Queen of All That Is Weird, Youngest Member of alt.tv.southpark (and darn proud of it!) "If you can't beat 'em, run like hell!"
<runs and hides under the bed> Mommy, I'm scared! Make it go away!
You read it all? I couldn't finish reading it. When it got halfway through I think my brain deflated.
Do you have any more ice cream?
~Crib Rat
MINE TOO!! MINE TOO!!
~Lindsay :)
"God planned it so I'd always win." -Me
"Weirdness is an art, and we have come to master it."-Us (Kim and Lindsay)
<major slut, er, I mean snip>
Gee, golly... that's quite a philosophy there, Jim BAWB!
You know what? I can't wait until they reveal who Eric Cartman's father is! Could it be Mr. Garrison? Or Chef? Or how about Jimbo? Perhaps it's an alien! <ooooooh.. ahhhhhh>
I'm REALLY excited to find out who it is so that I can sleep better at night. But you know what? I have a feeling they're going to do something lame. I dunno, like have his mom be a hermaphrodite or some weird twist like that.
Psshh.. YEAH. <sarcasm mode off>