Quotes are entirely fictional, and not based on real people including ? the platypus {aka David Formosa} . Articles crossposted with alt.fan.richard-nixon may contain vulgar language and should not be read by anyone: @ In The Philosopher from Hell writes:
@ >Wag the Duck! Wag the Duck!
@ And in further news The Philosopher from Hell well know duck wagger, was @ found flattened in a duck foot shaped crator. Police report are looking @ for a 20 ft tall subject who was seen fleeing the sean of the crime. The @ suspect is reported to have said "Quack.". Further details as thay come @ to hand.
Oh my God! They killed... ME! YOU BASTARDS!