maybe it was stans gay dog sparky who fathered cartman

maybe it was stans gay dog sparky who fathered cartman he should be at least 16 in dog years by now.

Maybe it was that grandpa who won the video show contest

heat ([email]) wrote:

i've thought of that before. he did say he had humped cartman's mom like a little bitch....

That's exactly who I think it is! After all, he has enough money to fix the results and hide the truth. The kids won't find out, though -- it would be weird for Stan to have to say "Uncle Cartman".

Reaper G

On Fri, 27 Feb 1998 23:35:57 -0500, heat offered this unto Shub-Internet:

That reminds me of an interesting point. The boys filmed Cartman on the same day Kenny died. They saw the thing about sending in the tapes on that same day. They likely sent the video the same day as well. Their video wom the chance to win the $10,000, the day befrore the $10,000 show. So, how could the Kenny tape have been in the finals? The Cartman video won the day before the $10,000 show, so there was no time in between for the Kenny tape to have won. I think it's reasonable to assume that only those videos that have won a daily show can go on to the big show. I realize I'm being completely anal and way too analytical about this, but it kinda bothers me. Any theories?

Reverend bob, sounds like you (like myself) beleive that these cartoon characters are in fact, real and living. Maybe you should visit my web site:

On 2 Mar 1998 03:46:16 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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Just psuedo-obsessive. That particular bit struck me as extremely inconsistent. Then again, this _is_ South Park.

that is possible, and that the trauma of being with such a slut drove him to doggy-gayness. (not that there's anything wrong with that)