fav. lines?

Sep 21, 19998 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Just asking, which are your favourite South Park lines? This one never fails to make me laugh...

Stan: Yeh, what's there to hate about rainbows? Cartman: Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come, marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, "hey, get out of my ass you stupid rainbows" Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?!? Cartman: I'm talking about rainbows, I hate those frigging things! Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rainstorm. Cartman: Ohh, rainbowwws, oh yeh, I like those, those are cool. Stan: What were you talking about? Cartman: Heh, oh, nothing, forget it.

"There're no stupid questions, just stupid people." -Mr Garrison

Kyle: All you have to do is fart some more and the visitors are sure to come.

Cartman:uh... i don't think I have to fart anymore tonight.

Kyle: Come on Cartman fart

Cartman: I don't wanna!

Kyle: Fart damn you!

There are a few more lines I like but I have to get to school now so I'll list them later.

I have several . . . . (in no particular order)

from "cartman gets an anal probe". Cartman: Why does everything revole around something coming in or going out of my ass!

from "when an elephant makes love to a pig" Kyle: When my elephant takes a poop, its the size of our couch.

from the tree house ep. Cartman: And quit your bitchin'!

LittleFish.

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SP fan wrote in message news:7s7pqo$6s5$[email]... > Just asking, which are your favourite South Park lines? This one never fails

What the HELL was Cartman crying about, anyway?

In article , SP fan writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Drew Thomas "...if you have no friends, then you have nothing. So friends are to be treasured." Larry the prehistoric iceman.

I think the question is how the hell did he confuse ANTS with RAINBOWS?

Drew Thomas wrote in message news:u+xHgSA$[email]...

Ep: Elephant Makes Love To a Pig:

Chef: (watches copulation between pig and elephant) Hmm...now I know how all of those white women must've felt.

Ep: Tom's Rhinoplasty

Cartman: My mom says if you want to be a lesbian, you have to lick carpet.

Ep: Cartman Gets an Anal Prove

Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight.

Ep: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Ellway football helmet for Christmas. Cartman: How do you know? Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night. Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000. Stan: What's that? Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.

Peace, Vince Yim

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