If you could be...

If you could be any South Park character for a day, who would you be? (Yes, this might sound familiar to some of y'all who happened to be in chat the other day! ;)

I'd say Cartman! :) (to be different! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~

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Kenny. Definately. Well, that is, if I could come back to life after I die. I've always wondered what the afterlife is like... uh-oh! Fanfic idea!!!...

the_"What if Kenny and somebody else traded places?" davester

[snip Kyle's question]

die.

idea!!!...

OOOOOOHHH!!!!!! <jumps up> If you're gonna have the part of who Kenny switches with be a cameo, pickmepickmepickmeeee!! (oh yes, I'm sooo pathetic...)

Alyssa

In article , "Alyssa" wrote:

I was actually gonna do Cartman, because he's always mocking Kenny for being poor...

<cameo hopes crumble around my ears>

... Ah heck, that'd be funnier. Okay, I won't bug you for a cameo :)

Alyssa

On Wed, 18 Nov 1998 03:22:07 GMT, Kyle Broslofski wrote:

easy one. i'd be kenny! then i'd be immortal and my world domination plot could start... <insert psycho-maniac-generally evil laugh here> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if you talk to god, you are praying; if god talks to you, you have schizophrenia (Thomas Szasz)

remember as you're walking down the road of life... hitchhike, its faster! (Bart Simpson)

I'd be Chef. He is just my fav. charachter, and is funny as hell :) -me

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

Well being a Jew, I already live Kyle's life (and don't try to tell yourselves that the south has grown "accepting" or differences -- I hear enough shit about my religion on a daily basis, that if I was paranoid enough to call the cops to deal with libel and slander they'd have no time for other calls.) So if I get to pick any character I want..... I am going to be Officer Barbrady. "Nothing to see here! Move along!"

Arabel

Kyle, so I could kick Ike and pretend it was my sister....plus It would be interesting.

Ashley "To be nobody - but- yourself - in a world which is doing its best night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting." - e.e. cummings

Not Cartman cause he is a fatass Not Kyle cause he is a Jew basterd Not Kenny cause he always dies. Therfore is leave Stan. That is who I wanna be. STAN

- :Choppo Kyle Broslofski wrote in message ...

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First of all, it's bastArd, second of all, you aren't antisemantist, are you? :P

the_davester

you? :P

I am. I hate dirty Jews.

Jeff

well hell I would have to say I would be Chef just because he get's all the lady's

I'd be chef. Like I always say, "get a piece of lovin while the lovins hot", common! he's surounded by chicks!

And all of those who are only picking out of the fantastic four, you're hella-weak.

Gerald G. Geraldine - the dead fetus

I would be Miss Ellen, but under 2 conditions:

1.) Wendy doesn't have me put in a rocket and shot in the sun, 2.) I won't be a lesbian.

-Toni, aka MissEllen on ICQ, IRC, and as Ms Ellen22 on AOL instant messenger- see a pattern here? :)

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

In article , Kyle Broslofski writes:

Chef. Definitely Chef.

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

Mecha Ike (not bitch BraBra-I mena barbra) caus he'd kick ass...second choice chef!!! I like kyle but he's jewish(i.e I ain't gonna be circumcised-even for a day!!)