Worst South Park ever?

Apr 3, 2003, 4:36 PM ET39 posts by 16 postersalt.tv.southpark
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"Chad Bryant" wrote in message news:b6i31t$2vr$[email]...

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Did it get a little too close to home for you, bigot?   You'll watch the
parodies of child abuse, masturbation, defecation, urination, incest,
molestation, rape, robbery, bigotry, homosexuality, murder, arson,  -- all
of which Trey and Matt have done at one time or another -- and yet that one
made you "turn off" the television?   Maybe you're not telling us the whole
story why your wife divorced you and took off with your two young sons.

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Just out of idle curiosity, every time you shriek "BIGOT!" at the top of your squeaky voice, do you ever feel even the slightest bit hypocritical after writing the words below, Dink?

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Jay GJohn Kimballalt.tv.southpark

Hahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

"Intensive purposes....." freaking great.

-Jay

"Alex Cain" wrote in message news:8P1ja.5883$[email]...

parody

But that episode wasn't the fault of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, it was actually written, performed and animated by some Puerto Rican guy.

"Howard S Shubs" wrote in message news:[email]...

sucked.

He must not have seen the whole episode, which would explain why he thought it sucked.

In article , "El Whappo" wrote:

Yup. The last few minutes of that one were awsome.

I still say nothing has been worse than the Jackosours ep. That was vomitous. The only slightly redeeming part of it was the punch line, with the French.

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Jay GHoward Shubsalt.tv.southpark

No, the redeeming part was the 'baby cannon' sequence, something I believe Ally McBeil ripped off.

-Jay

While trying to put together my own rankings of each South Park, I realized while skimming through of the more forgettable ones, that every single episode had something halarious in it. I couldn't find one episode where I didn't laugh at something extremely funny or even something so insanely stupid that I felt the need to laugh. We must come to appreciate every episode for its uniqueness, as cheesy as that sounds...

"bain_rapidsword" wrote in message news:...

I will always think that episode 108, Damien, is the best SP episode. Everyone seems to thinks seasons 5-7 are the best, but the relative simplicity and atmosphere of the first season is, I think, funnier than the Simpsonsesque speed and disjointed plots of the latter seasons (which I agree are still hilarious, but I don't like the style as much).

There's not too many episodes I don't at least somewhat like. 3 episodes come to mind that I don't care much at all. And forgive me as I'm too lazy to look up actual episode name & numbers... the christmas singing one (well at least the 1st song, anyways), Jackosarus, and the Civil War episodes. God, I hated that last one.

np: some Metallica song

supoThe Ur-Vilealt.tv.southpark

The Ur-Vile wrote:

What!? You didn't like "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps?"

"As we fight our way northward into the great unknown Only that one thing remains certain That I hate you guys with every tired muscle In my Confederate body." --General Cartman Lee

"I hate you guys I hate you so very very much." --General Cartman Lee

"Words cannot express How much I hate you guys." --General Cartman Lee

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[email] (supo) wrote in message news:...

Actually, I did enjoy the mentioned Cartman quotes. It's been a long time since I seen it, I just remember thinking it was the worst, most boring south park I ever seen

"The Ur-Vile" wrote in message news:[email]...

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and them ripping cartman's beard off!

AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

What was it exactly that you DIDN'T like about the Civil War episode "Ur-Vile"? I thought it was pretty darn good overall. Specially when they take Topeka and the end at Fort Sumter.

"El Whappo" wrote in message news:AoMka.732368$[email]...

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That was just plain dirty dude... Unless he's gay in which case it would be ok...for him... Yuck!

"bain_rapidsword" wrote in message news:b703vi$119$[email]...

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LOL, that was the clincher that really made Mr. Garrison gay.

no it was finding mr garrison in a gay bath house by butters "bain_rapidsword" wrote in message news:b70lie$dj4$[email]...

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Getting back to the subject... IMO, the worst ones are...

Episode 201: Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

Episode 315: Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics (but then again, I've always hated the Mr. Hankey character. Nothing funny ever comes from him, the good stuff of most episodes happens in spite of him, not because of it.)

Episode 514: Butters' Very Own Episode

Episode 614: The Death Camp of Tolerance

Episode 616: My Future Self n' Me --- "The time for debate is really beforehand. Obviously history will speak on whether this was the right thing or the wrong thing, but right now (the soldiers) are out there. Support 'em. There's plenty of time for commentary later." -David Robinson

On or about 11 Apr 2003 16:13:04 GMT, Michael Waldrop made the sensational claim that:

You really had to be there. "And now, the truth about Cartman's father... will NOT be shown tonight...". Hahaha.

And you forgot Jackovasaurs.

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I liked the Butters Episode "LooseChanj" wrote in message news:4TEla.30953$[email]...

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"ErinWillow" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Well, even if you don't like the episode, we should at least give Trey and Matt credit for how much they put in to it. Supposedly they had to do 3 times as much work as they would for a normal episode.

In article , [email] (ErinWillow) wrote:

"There goes Jeffery Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham. After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can! And there is John F. Kennedy, carrolling with his son! Reunited for the holidays, God bless us every one!"

...from memory, probably not word-for-word.

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"ErinWillow" wrote in message news:[email]...

funny

the good stuff of most episodes happens in spite of him, not

What about Cornwallis or the Poo-Choo train.

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In article , [email] (The Ur-Vile) wrote:

Lucky for you there's no one here named Thomas Covenant, or you'd be toast. Or am I misremembering?

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Howard S Shubs wrote in message news:...

You're right, it's from that series of books.

And the ironic thing is I hardly ever read, I can't remember the last time I sat down and read a book. But I liked the name, and I've went by it here on the net for years now.

I keep telling myself I'm going to trackdown the Shanhara(sp?) series of books someday. Shit, that reminds me... where the hell are the few books I do have?!? Hopefully grandma has them....

JBbain_rapidswordalt.tv.southpark

Let's get some more Smores Schnaps!!!!!!

"bain_rapidsword" wrote in message news:b6umst$4ka$[email]...

"The Ur-Vile" wrote in message news:[email]...

What?! Are you insane? "The Red Badge of Gayness" is one of the funniest SP episodes ever. The final scene with Bill Clinton alone is worth the price of admission.

"I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very, very much. I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body." "Let's all play a game of grab-ass!" Classic quotes, all of them.

"Come Kenny. Come fight for us and I'll make sure you get lots of plunder and womens." - Cartman "Who hoo!" - Kenny

"Get me some more S'more Schnapps, I'm gonna be sick." - Jimbo

that's true, even though some eps are forgettable, I can always find something that makes me have a good laugh

for example:

Krazy Kripples: Butters: (responding to Jimmy) "Coz i said i would"(come to his show) (pause) "Oh I'm a dork aren't I?"

and Jimmy acting gangsta was funny "Trapper Keeper" wrote in message news:[email]...

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JBandy5421alt.tv.southpark

Jackovosaurs is the worst episode. Civil War episode is a classic Cartman episode, I believe the 'sode is called " The Red Badge of Gayness". "andy5421" wrote in message news:[email]...

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