I went to a bar tonight, and a couple of residences at our university were having a pub crawl. They were all wearing the same T-shirts designed for the crawl based on SouthPark and included the following in the Design:
Chef playing bartender, serving beer to the scamps, and stating "Slow down Children, there's only 2 kegs left"
Mr. Makey, drunk as a skunk stating "Alcohol is bad, mm`k?"
Stan puking, and Kenny getting his head ripped off by our university mascot!
Why does Kenny's head usually come off when he dies?