THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!!!!!

Having become a virtual addict to the Fronigate scandal I must say that I thought nothing could surprise me. I was under the impression that after the son of the lady who suggested that Linda Tripp might want to record her conversations with someone who was possibly having an affair with someone in the White House they were out of new people to draw into the fold.

I was VERY, VERY wrong.

Apparently Monica Lewinsky's mother's book is about the sex life of those fat singing bastards people call The Three Tenors. In that book she claims that Kathy Lee Gifford[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] had an affair with one of those fat bastards before she married *her* cheating-heart hubby Frank. (We know that this is true because Kathy Lee took time from her busy schedule of enslaving children in South America to deny it on her show.) So to sum it all up Kathy Lee made sweet love to a person whose lurid personal life was chronicled in a book by the chick who blew the president!

This means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ANYONE EXCEPT ME.

P&SC

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Quotes are entirely fictional, and not based on real people including Tlerll . Articles crossposted with alt.tv.southpark may contain vulgar language and should not be read by anyone: @ In article , @ Frank Rizzo wrote: @ >> This means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ANYONE EXCEPT ME. @ > @ >then why the need to post

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and why the need to post ascii graphics of feline goddesses?

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The Philosopher from Hell ([email]) wrote:

Hello Kitty! is Cartman's father!

On 30 Jan 1998 00:42:15 GMT, [email] (Tlerll) wrote:

so why the need to verbs.

Sometimes things are so bad I'm glad I sleep at home. Otherwise I would have trouble getting home every morning.

Rotes Sapiens wrote in message ...

have

Isn't this a rather extreme way to react to the end of "Seinfeld?"

On Wed, 4 Feb 1998 21:48:29 -0000, "Samuel Bethune" wrote:

In Oz, Seinfeld never ends, it's the beginning of another set of repeated episodes.

Sometimes things are so bad I'm glad I sleep at home. Otherwise I would have trouble getting home every morning.

@ >Isn't this a rather extreme way to react to the end of "Seinfeld?"

Am I the only one on this planet who doesn't think Seinfeld is funny?

If u mean Jerry Seinfeld your far from alone. A lot of people, including me, don't think Jerry is all that funny. If you mean the show...well, I think your in a very small minority and it's probably indicative of having no sense of humor whatsoever.

On 9 Feb 1998 21:19:17 GMT, [email] (FMCarroll) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I guess I'm a minority then. When Larry David left the show the quailty of the episodes went rapidly downhill. I would be laughing non-stop before he left, but recently it's rare if I get a chuckle out of the shows. The final one was co-written by him, so it should at least be good.

On 9 Feb 1998 21:19:17 GMT, [email] (FMCarroll) wrote:

No you're not the only one who doesn't think that Seinfeld is funny. I thought I was the only one. I don't think that the guy himself or his show is funny.

In article , The Philosopher from Hell wrote:

You are not.

Seinwho?

The Philosopher from Hell wrote:

No.

No.

But Seinfeld *is* "funny floating."

Of course, the only shows I watch are "South Park" and "Jerry Springer." And that's only when my roomate is home and not playing with his playstation instead of watching TV. And even then, its only if he tells me its a new episode or the topic is weird enough for me. I mean, I have a computer which is good for hours of mindless (interactive!!) entertainment. I mean, who needs TV anyway? I mean, theater is like life, film is like art, and television is, like, furniture. I mean, just because the refigerator light doesn't go off when you close the door don't mean that a perfect square can't end with the number 7.

Douglas Goodall aka Phil F Einstein aka cuprum at mindspring company "Ad infinitum, ad absurdum, ad astra!" lim f(x) = oo x --> sky

nah it is crap.... but i think Seinfeld should make a guest apperance as a friend for kyle...

On Wed, 11 Feb 1998, Ben Kirtland wrote:

That's a good idea. Seinfeld is shit.

On Tue, 03 Feb 1998 23:41:47 GMT, [email] (Rotes Sapiens) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

so required ?

On Thu, 29 Jan 1998 01:01:25 -0500, "Plain and Simple Cronan" wrote:

Yes, thank you, we have planned this all out very well.

Jerk, Co-Conspiracist, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy